Celebrity Weddings!

The continued rotation of the earth means I've forgotten a lot of the details of the original article, except that it was really bad. But maybe somebody can refresh my memory - his hard-earned access, the real work he does as an old-timey newspaper man, did that include actually asking Sano for any insight on this issue? And, relatedly, how many beat writers and columnists have bothered to learn Spanish?

He seems like a thoughtful kid. Though he's going to have to learn to be a little bit less diplomatic, calling Target Field "one of" the best stadiums he's seen.

I wonder if, when Lewis Thorpe dreamed about a professional baseball career, he imagined himself saying things like "the Fire Frogs were a very aggressive team."

I don't have the interest or ability to try and guess how this is all going to turn out for young Mr. Enlow, but throwing that curveball to high school hitters seems absolutely meanspirited. Good for him.

I have yet to see a prospect analysis on Gonsalves that seriously considers his most outstanding feature: his incredibly long neck. He makes Merton Hanks look like Brock Lesnar, and I desperately need 1500-2000 words on its impact on his delivery and whether or not he can ferment food in a separate, specialized stomach.

Maybe doesn't crack the top five, but how about the homerun he hit off of Freddy Garcia on August 23, 2005? It ruined a no-hitter by Garcia and gave the Twins and Johan Santana a 1-0 win in a rare bright spot that year.

There needs to be a term for when a player redeems his career by settling into a semi-valuable role that, even as a floor, would have deeply disappointed fans at the height of his prospect hype. How about "bust out."