Fatt Crapps

It's best not to take them too seriously. When The Eagles/Aerosmith/all that other garbage get in before The Small Faces, there's something terribly wrong.

When I first read it, I thought it was an article from the Onion. Those quotes from Lewis seemed too good to be true.

Wow, shame on Colby Rasmus for this dispicable act. He deserves a suspension, at least! http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/11237346/colby-lewis-texas-rangers-problem-colby-rasmus-bunt

I'd rather not.

Anyone out there got an extra ticket? PM me.

Parmesan Crisp!

Think this ump needs to take himself out of the game. That strike 2 to Plouffe wasn't close.

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Ricky getting squeezed.

Most important member of the organization. Undefeated at home in both World Series'.

Anyone notice Sean Doolittle's stats this year? Dude has a 42/1 strikeout to walk ratio...insane. And he was originally signed as a position player.

Dude, do you even watch the games? Santana's got 4 rbi today..if he was the DH for every game, he'd be on pace for 648 rbi.

Gomez smiling at Fien after he screams in excitement. Awesome.

I don't like when the other team hits homeruns. That always grinds my gears.

Seeing Escobar make that play at short, it seems baffling that Gardy wanted Florimon as his starter.

Will Smith trying to show Willy who's the real Big Wille Style.

What just happened?

Crazy Capitol City. It's called West St. Paul because it's on the west bank of the river.

When did I say it was right or not dumb? What is dumb is this meaningless back and forth we're having. Back to the game.

Pretty sure the end result is the same.

Isn't there something called an intentional walk?

Wow. Those could have been strikes, but that's what he gets for plunking Doz.

Oh weird, there was a base open. If the Twins do damage in this inning, I hope Nolasco gives Braun some revenge.