cHawk

There’s the 1-2-3 Inning we needed

Could Shoemaker be cooked?

That's all they'll get

Please don't let them score first.

After the Ravens lost the Cleveland in 2019, nobody thought they would win 14. I think the Twins are capable of winning close to 95-100. I do acknowledge that many things need to break right.

That's a 105-win pace. It's possible.

This is a very capable team that has been playing BAD ball. That needs to change. Starting today. We can still win 100 games. We need to win at least 93 of our next 143. That's doable.

Update: Weird, all of my NEIGHBOR’s calendars say April too.

Hmm, must’ve missed a time warp. Must be July if we’re confirming we’re a bad team. My calendar says April. Infact, ALL of my calendars say April.

I don't think I've seen a performance this pathetic and unwatchable since the Vikings lost to the Falcons.

SWING THE EFFING BAT

AYFK

Trevor Cahill. TREVOR. F#CKING. CAHILL.

M-V-P

This team has no luck

We need Kepler back

It was more Cave’s fault than Smeltzer’s fault the run scored

What was that throw

If you’re hitting the ball out of the infield you should be getting on from time to time.

What parasite is affecting this team right now

FFS

Ugh...

4 runs in 15 outs is doable.

That's a problem that fixes itself.

Exactly