Twins' fan since 1986. Been to every SECOND home game of the season dating back to 2001, when the home opener at the 'Dome would sell out, and the second game's attendance would drop 20K. I also do improv comedy in the North Metro and Uptown.
Swarzak's face looks like it needs some facial hair. Something to cover up those lines and space between lips/nose. A nice, thick goatee, or perhaps just a Pavano-stache.