Everything posted by LaBombo
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GAME THREAD: Tigers v Twins, 7/11 @ 1:10pm CT
We can try to understand the Sticky Rule's effect on man.
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GAME THREAD: Tigers v Twins, 7/11 @ 1:10pm CT
Tigers' wacky bullpen implosion has Twins attorneys checking for possible patent violations.
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GAME THREAD: Tigers v Twins, 7/11 @ 1:10pm CT
If only I had been recording... And I have no idea what the snake did to anger Norris, but I hope it's okay.
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GAME THREAD: Tigers v Twins, 7/11 @ 1:10pm CT
Did Norris think that he needed to stop the clock with a spike? It's been almost two minutes since it happened... please tell me there's a .gif of that.
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GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT
At the very least I would think that rust might be a concern...
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GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT
People said my Coulomb's Law jokes were too politically charged for the internet, and now I know they were right...
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GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT
- GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT
Basically the Twins pitching staff has been reduced to Make a Wish for failed and fringe MLB hitters. Nice to see Slidin' Billy can still go get it though... his uniform kinda reminds me of how Nick Punto was so reliant on his gritty reputation that his uniform would look like that after an inning as a defensive sub without a fielding chance.- GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT
Accounts vary about the number he has in mind, but my source tells me it's been a constant 8.988×109 N⋅m2⋅C−2 all along...- Game Thread Twins @ White Sox June 29, 2021 7:10 CDT
- Game Thread Twins @ White Sox June 29, 2021 7:10 CDT
- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
So that's it? The Twins get an extra-innings win, and there's no appeal process or do-over or anything? Cool!- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
To paraphrase Homer's exit line in 'The trouble with Trillions', "I never thought there could be a worse extra innings bullpen than the Twins' , but brother, we found it".- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
Did we win yet? I don't know what happens in extra innings if the Twins score.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
That's the agent who doesn't own a globe? The Hungry Mandarin Buffet and Taekwondo Studio still feels the burn of not being in the joke with the other residents...- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
The answer to the question "How far can the Twins bullpen get us in extra innings?" is exactly the same as the punch line of the Ron White bit about how far the airplane can fly after an engine quits: "All the way to the crash site".- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
It certainly is if he can't come up with a hit in situations like that one, tailor-made for a guy whose one tool is making contact.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
At first I thought it was a double post, but then I realized this second one is in case he blacked out for the first one.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
Nice work by Gordon to leg out the double. But when his helmet flew off, just for a second I was terrified that he's actually a cyborg and we were getting a look at his internal wiring.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
If you thought that was bad, you definitely don't want to see my outtakes...- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
Yes. Not me, but somebody can.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
Yikes, just read about that in Wiki. Sounds like the pregame prayer turned dicey when the Luther College hoops team played the now-defunct Algona Atheist Academy.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
The name is still spoken with reverence in the hallowed locker rooms of the Cedar Rapids Civic Auditorium...- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
I've noticed that when Alcala pitches well, his name sounds cool to me. But when he blows a lead, his name seems like the kind of word you make up in your head when you have too many damn A's in Scrabble.- Game Thread: Twins @ Texas, 6/18/21 @ 7:05pm
We trust that you wore it up and inside your helmet for roller derby... Was the penalty on you or #10, btw? - GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT