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  1. LaBombo
    Yeah, we got Sergeant Palka's big toe...
  2. LaBombo
    Yes, it did. The White Sox used advertising to rub the Twins' noses in the fact that MLB: The Show 18 doesn't rate a single Twins player among the top 10 in the league at their respective position.
  3. LaBombo
    No, but I found a bonus fry hiding in the bottom of my McDonalds bag as I pulled into the driveway. "Does that help?"
  4. LaBombo
    Yes, but not our night. I blame the full moon, but must admit that poor play may have somehow figured in the outcome as well.
  5. LaBombo
    Made with Jaegermeister, and with a bunch of other stuff that you don't care about because you're drinking Jaegermeister.
  6. LaBombo
    Damn straight. No major league team should be filling roster spots through an online employment service.
  7. LaBombo
    How about 'Feuerschlager' which is not a real German word, but should be now. Fire Bat.
  8. LaBombo
    http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/cinemania-cdn/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/17122350/gandalf01.jpg?
  9. LaBombo
    Another unsuspecting Twins reliever about to enter the game...
  10. LaBombo
    Oh, great, let's talk up his trade value with the deadline just three months away!
  11. LaBombo
    Keyboard macro, anyone?
  12. LaBombo
    So I get home and turn on the tv, and not only does L.L. Bomb immediately give up a 2nd deck homer to Russ Martin, but a Twins fan biffs the catch and a guy and gal in Russ Martin shersies celebrate coming up with the rebound, including a mock throw of the ball back onto the field. The Twins are so bad right now that they're affecting the performance of the fans.
  13. LaBombo
    I imagine it would be something like the multi-ball mode of Kiss Army pinball, but with less face paint and more bunting. The thought of three slow-rolling sac bunts in play at once is sending shivers down my spine! That, or maybe the sciatic is flaring up again.
  14. LaBombo
    Install Linux, maybe?
  15. LaBombo
    I'm so optimistic I wish they could play all five of those games right now.
  16. LaBombo
    If you have these talks on the L, please make sure that you have first selected the Internal Monologue Only option in your brain's Dialog dropdown menu.
  17. LaBombo
    But now the heavy burden brought about by the expectation of competitive Twins baseball has been lifted, so we're free to enjoy the rest of the four-game series just on the merits of their poor play, instead of on the crushing disappointment of the outcome.
  18. LaBombo
    I'm about to hit myself in the head pretty hard with a mid-sized LED tv, if that qualifies. But there wouldn't be much mystery as to why, and you probably meant one of the Twins anyway.
  19. LaBombo
    Saving him for higher leverage situation.
  20. LaBombo
    Probably, but nobody on the Twins is doing what they're supposed to tonight, so I wouldn't feel too bad about it.
  21. LaBombo
    Right now I hate the Twins just for being a party to enabling the weeping sore that is this ESPN booth crew.
  22. LaBombo
    At least there they had the excuse of a heat index roughly the same as Hades with the windows closed. Now they look like they just don't like baseball very much.
  23. LaBombo
    Well, at least he didn't foul it off his migraine.
  24. LaBombo
    Yup, no telling how this will turn out... http://publish.illinois.edu/mesomodel/files/2016/01/car.jpg
  25. LaBombo
    So you're saying that Gleyber Torres' quest for his first major league hit isn't compelling enough to keep you watching? That's not very Gleyberly of you.
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