Dirk Hardpeck

<Gibson calls a conference on the mound> Gibby: Who made that man a runner? Cron: You did, Kyle. You’re the pitcher! Gibby: What’s his name? Cron: His uniform says Castro, man. Gibby: I know that! What’s his name? Cron: That is his name, Kyle. Castro, Willi Castro. Gibby: And the batter? Cron: He’s a Castro, too. Rookie-year center fielder Harold Castro. Gibby: How many Castros do we have on this field, anyway? Jason: Yo! Gibby: I knew it. I’m surrounded by Castros!

My favorite workplace practical joke: I showed up at 6AM on April 1 to occupy the two men's bathroom stalls at the office with stuffed pants and shoes. Fast forward about four hours to when the Operations Manager comes into the Tech Support/QA meeting with "Okay, who's the jokester?" It turned out that one of the CS reps had gone in, saw the stalls were "occupied", and stepped outside waiting for someone to leave. Twenty minutes later, about to soil himself, he tracked down the manager saying "whoever is in there needs to finish or this is a code brown situation." This little adventure resulted in a prank policy at the office - Pranks must be directed at an individual, and not set up as a prank grenade for a luckless sap. Good times.