Game Thread Tigers@Twins 4/27 7:10PM

Game-time forecast: 66 deg F, sunny and clear (sunset at 8:13pm), no chance of rain, winds from the N at 6mph. (I hope you all realize ... it is 20 degrees WARMER there than it is here in Chicago.)

 

TIGERS:

Kinsler 2B

Iglesias SS

Cabrera 1B

Martinez, V DH

Martinez, JD RF

Cespedes LF

Avila C

Perez 3B

Gose CF

 

Price P

 

TWINS:

Dozier 2B

Hunter RF

Mauer 1B

Plouffe 3B

Nunez DH

Suzuki C

Robinson LF

Schafer CF

Santana SS

 

Milone P

 

This has been a LUAWC Queen post. tyvm.

 

Whatever happened to the big box of puppies with a sign that says "Free". That works... It's exactly how Ash met his wife. He was in Box with a sign that says "Free".

Not so. The sign said "$10" but Mrs Ash tried to be a good negotiator and said she wanted at least $500 to take me off their hands. Turned out she still got burned of course.

This has been a LUAWC Queen post. tyvm.

PhD. YMMV. TANSTAAFL. LS/MFT.

The cheesecake photos on the articles are getting really old. You disappoint me greatly, Twins Daily. Time to graduate from junior high.

Game-time forecast: 66 deg F, sunny and clear (sunset at 8:13pm), no chance of rain, winds from the N at 6mph. (I hope you all realize ... it is 20 degrees WARMER there than it is here in Chicago.)

 

TIGERS:

Kinsler 2B

Iglesias SS

Cabrera 1B

Martinez, V DH

Martinez, JD RF

Cespedes LF

Avila C

Perez 3B

Gose CF

 

Price P

 

TWINS:

Dozier 2B

Hunter RF

Mauer 1B

Plouffe 3B

Nunez DH

Suzuki C

Robinson LF

Schafer CF

Santana SS

 

Milone P

 

This has been a LUAWC Queen post. tyvm.

. Several thoughts: First off, you are going to have to quit sharing your pics with Brian! Not that they don't look good, it's that he has no sense of discretion whatsoever. Who knows how many men will now miss almost the entire game thread, and maybe even the game itself because of this. Secondly, considering Chiefs advanced age, it's irresponsible to put pics like this in the game thread. If something happens to the Chief, I am holding him personally responsible. But the most serious transgression from the game thread was seeing Schafer batting with Price pitching. Doesn't baseball have rules against stuff like this?

LS/MFT.

 

JBX?

JBX?

Jack In The Box burgers might be equally carcinogenic, I don't know.

Santana batting last...interesting. 

Santana batting last..

How can we know for sure, until the final inning?

 

. Several thoughts: First off, you are going to have to quit sharing your pics with Brian! Not that they don't look good, it's that he has no sense of discretion whatsoever. Who knows how many men will now miss almost the entire game thread, and maybe even the game itself because of this. Secondly, considering Chiefs advanced age, it's irresponsible to put pics like this in the game thread. If something happens to the Chief, I am holding him personally responsible. But the most serious transgression from the game thread was seeing Schafer batting with Price pitching. Doesn't baseball have rules against stuff like this?

 

  I thought that was a dude.

But the most serious transgression from the game thread was seeing Schafer batting with Price pitching. Doesn't baseball have rules against stuff like this?

He's been so terrible as a lefty facing righties. Maybe hitting lefty against left-handers will turn out to be his niche.

Nunez is our Ted Williams. They're the only two guys in MLB whose batting average goes down after a 2-for-5 night.

 

Oh, and think of runway models like NASCAR. Both are built for speed, not comfort. They aren't really anything like the stuff us peons are stuck with.

What is it you have against my horse?

Your signature is referring to the one you rode in on? We must like the both of you equally, I guess.

GO TWINS! I'll be doing some baking during the game ... my absence may be felt.

Circus Boy Update: 0-0 heading into the top of the first, with both pitchers working on a perfect game.

I thought that was a dude.

so did I! My browser cut her off at the armpits, it wasn't until I scrolled up to see her face that I had an inkling

Milone relies on his OUT-field for the first out.

Nunez is dh while pinto is in Rochester. No me gusta. Go Twins!

Bad start.

 

 

ashburyjohn, on 27 Apr 2015 - 5:13 PM, said:

    Milone relies on his OUT-field for the first out.

... and goes to the same well a second time and gets burned. 1-0.

I actually like the idea of having Schafer and Robinson both start every once in a while. It's not like Arcia is hitting, so why not at least have a little defense out there?

Meatball

 

The cheesecake photos on the articles are getting really old. You disappoint me greatly, Twins Daily. Time to graduate from junior high.

 

Some are born disappointing. Some achieve disappointment. Others have disappointment thrust upon them.

Bad start.

Takes 6 innings to determine a Quality Start, but we can sometimes tell a Bad Start by the second batter.

Some are born disappointing. Some achieve disappointment. Others have disappointment thrust upon them.

But enough about Milone's first inning.

 

4-0. CBU.

 

Takes 6 innings to determine a Quality Start, but we can sometimes tell a Bad Start by the second batter.

Is it bad now?

 

 

    Welp, I have better things to do than watch this. You guys have a good one.

Circus Boy Update: 0-0 heading into the top of the first, with both pitchers working on a perfect game.

Any teensy-weensy chance I jinxed my starting pitcher? And probably my offense too?

 

The cheesecake photos on the articles are getting really old. You disappoint me greatly, Twins Daily. Time to graduate from junior high.

 

CRArko... It wasn't Twins Daily... It was me... I chose the Photo and posted it. 

 

Honestly... I wasn't going for Cheesecake... I was looking for one of those strange outfits that Models wear on the runway and normal people never wear to fit the narrative of part of my ramblings.  

 

If this offended you... I apologize... Please know that it wasn't my intention. 

 

I've been trying to change it to a box of puppies but it's not letting me. Perhaps my skills are lacking in this department. 

    Welp, I have better things to do than watch this. You guys have a good one.