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While the oft-injured superstar awaits his spring training debut, one fan prepares for the worst.

“This feels like a thing that New York and Boston teams do while the rest of us trade for Sidney Ponson. Something isn’t right.”

Teams hopes to make do with "the big kids" from local schools and playgrounds.

As a fan, you have rights. You’ve been injured. Someone is responsible.

The new Twins executive chairman likes dinosaurs, Go-Gurts.

“This is like Christmas and the 4th of July all in one,” said the unloved man.

How do you write about something that hasn’t happened yet but might take place while you’re snoozing? Simple. You cover every possible angle for the reader to enjoy first thing Friday morning. That’s the Twins Daily promise.

“While it’s admirable that they’re offering encouragement to a division rival, this could impact Minnesota negatively at some point.”

“Millennials, Gen X, and Zoomers love Markie Post, and we intend to meet them where they’re at,” said St. Peter.

"It's just a matter of grinding it out," said the lifelong Twins fan, who apparently is just going to wear that bathrobe all day.

'I’ve never been more angry,' said Bradford.

Teammates prepare for difficult conversations about emojis and nymphs.