Who?

 

It has occurred to me that putting weeping angels in the batter's eye at TF (where the trees used to be) could make the games way more exciting.

23 LOB and 0 runs through 7.

 

I sure hope they are saving all their hits for the regular season.

What Twins pitcher (or two or three) will ask to take regular batting practice thinking he could hit better than 1/2 the starting line-up?

 

Q: How many pitchers (of any team) would it take to change a lightbulb?

A: All 12 of them. One to climb the ladder and do it, and 11 to say "I could do it better."

Hope Chi Town is gone this statement would depress her greatly.

 

Who else did you think I was trolling?

Twins go meekly in the ninth.

 

/ as opposed to... which other inning in particular?

On the bright side: Deduno.

Nolasco or Pelf. Those are my guesses.

 

True fact: Nolasco has a higher career isolated slugging than Florimon against LHP in a similar number of PAs. Maybe I'm just cherry picking stats. Maybe we need to see Nolasco getting some time in the batting cage.