I'm a pretty big fan of another Gorgism. The one where if you have AP you really don't want a better QB than Ponder.

 

KG's Ponder Gorgasm had my backing for #1.

 

And personally I'd like to see them limit the field to quotes about sports, or least quotes from people in sports. Then you could eliminate obvious "winners" that are just too sad to fit the spirit of the tournament, like any entertainment person comparing the gravity of their field to military or EMS service, for example.

Edited March 15, 201412 yr by LaBombo

KG's Ponder Gorgasm had my backing for #1.

 

And personally I'd like to see them limit the field to quotes about sports, or least quotes from people in sports. Then you could eliminate obvious "winners" that are just too sad to fit the spirit of the tournament, like any entertainment person comparing the gravity of their field to military or EMS service, for example.

 

Truth be told, if a truly accurate assessment was made of a year-long sample of preposterous statements, celebrity entertainers and politicians would flood the zone.

I am saddened to hear that John did not win, but I am confident he will continue to say things that will make him a strong contender in future tournaments.