Make him pay! Make him pay!

Hey Chitown thanks for answering my text. I didn't expect to get a reply tbh but guess we're back on now huh?

I ended it.

 

During the upcoming phone call... Do you think he's gonna explain how he's changed and he's ready for another month?

Hey gang! Twins have the bases loaded.

That's something.

 

Not really!

The Vikin

 

 

Masochists unite!

Dude...the Lynx!

During the upcoming phone call... Do you think he's gonna explain how he's changed and he's ready for another month?

 

oh, who knows ... he may not call ... Well,, may not call again; I missed a call from him already but his message said he'd call again 'later.' In guy speak, I hope that means never.

Brian tell us about your new phone.

Not really!

We're getting his pitch count up there. Everyone knows all them K's use up too many pitches.

We're getting his pitch count up there. Everyone knows all them K's use up too many pitches.

 

Which is why the savvy Twins pitchers so carefully avoid them!

Brian tell us about your new phone.

 

OK... Samsung Galaxy S3... I learned how to S Beam stuff but I only know 3 people who I can S Beam with and those 3 people only have a few things that I wanted S beamed to my phone.

 

There is a blue notification light that blinks but I can't figure out what it's notifying me about. It lit up the room all night last night.

 

A coworker took a photo with it and attached it to his contact. It was a picture of two girls in a bikini... He called me while I was mowing the lawn tonight.

 

My wife answered the phone and saw the picture and she isn't happy with me. I didn't know it was there but this new phone sure shows the photo in full quality.

oh, who knows ... he may not call ... Well,, may not call again; I missed a call from him already but his message said he'd call again 'later.' In guy speak, I hope that means never.

 

He will call again... He is still on the hunt.

 

After he is done hunting... Is when saying he will and not calling happens.

beam me up!

So Riverbrian -

 

Was your wife impressed with the clarity of the photo?

Brian you can use this for my contact photo

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Glunn and RB are making their way through the game thread. That should take them all of 5 seconds, combined.

 

I am also working on my taxes, which is taking HOURS.

So Riverbrian -

 

Was your wife impressed with the clarity of the photo?

 

Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

 

Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

 

Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

 

Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

 

Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

 

Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

 

Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

 

Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

 

Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.

Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

....

 

Alas my friend, I'm so sorry I asked.

*snicker*

Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

 

Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

 

Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

 

Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

 

Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

 

Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

 

Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

 

Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

 

Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.

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A coworker took a photo with it and attached it to his contact. It was a picture of two girls in a bikini... He called me while I was mowing the lawn tonight.

 

My wife answered the phone and saw the picture and she isn't happy with me. I didn't know it was there but this new phone sure shows the photo in full quality.

 

I LOVE the idea of two girls sharing one bikini.

 

There is a bikini store near my house. I like to window shop there, but not for the bikinis.

Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

 

Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

 

Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

 

Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

 

Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

 

Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

 

Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

 

Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

 

Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.

 

You may have to offer something more than vacuuming to get absolution here. Yes, the ultimate contrition -- you must offer to talk about feelings.

ChiTown has been on the phone a long time I hope she isn't trying to explain unwritten dating rules.

My wife is out of town but I am too tired to go to the living art gallery. Life is not fair.

Alas my friend, I'm so sorry I asked.

*snicker*

 

@Randball says:

 

Wow. Justin Verlander has more Ks thru 3 innings than any Twins starter has in any full start this season.

 

 

 

 

Color me really depressed -- for both the Twins' pitching and hitting.

You may have to offer something more than vacuuming to get absolution here. Yes, the ultimate contrition -- you must offer to talk about feelings.

 

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”

 

-- Stephen Wright

@Randball says:

 

Wow. Justin Verlander has more Ks thru 3 innings than any Twins starter has in any full start this season.

 

 

 

 

Color me really depressed -- for both the Twins' pitching and hitting.

 

Yeah... It's been a long year... Ain't it.

Hours needed to be spent on baserunning in ST2014?

 

I can't count that high.

ChiTown has been on the phone a long time I hope she isn't trying to explain unwritten dating rules.

 

She has been gone awhile... The call must have came.

 

I'm betting that she will be going on a date with this guy sometime in the next week.

She has been gone awhile... The call must have came.

 

I'm betting that she will be going on a date with this guy sometime in the next week.

 

I think you are right. Doesn't take long to say buzz off jerk!

I LOVE the idea of two girls sharing one bikini.

 

There is a bikini store near my house. I like to window shop there, but not for the bikinis.

 

Uh, you like looking at the mannequins in the window?