The board concerns about pitching before the season were often met with... what's the politically correct phrase... determined speculation?...that the offense would be better, above average, etc. Bummer.

 

Amazingly, BA, OBP & SLG% are all down from last year.

Oh yeah... Sometimes I'm even asked my opinion.

 

Over the years... I've learned that's a trap.

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How many times does Dick pee in his pants every game on a fly ball the doesn't even reach the warning track?

How many times does Dick pee in his pants every game on a fly ball the doesn't even reach the warning track?

 

He has prematurely over reacted 1,276 times this year. He has peed in his pants only 3 times.

He has prematurely over reacted 1,276 times this year. He has peed in his pants only 3 times.

I suspect you're just making those numbers up.

 

The Twins have not put 1,276 balls in play this year.

Holy Benoit balls!!

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Settle down ChiTown!

dozieR

twins sole home run leader.

Am I the only one who noticed it's tied?

Am I supposed to be keeping you all informed?

Dozier-zee obviously heard someone may be moving in on Chitown and felt the need to show off just a bit.

dozieR

twins sole home run leader.

 

Ah! I'm not alone.

Am I the only one who noticed it's tied?

Am I supposed to be keeping you all informed?

 

It does help... If you don't mind.

Ah! I'm not alone.

The Twins Daily Game Thread... Come for the game... Stay for the Tangents.

Ah! I'm not alone.

How long have you been having these feelings of paranoia? How do you feel about them?

And this game had so much promise up 'til now.

 

And the promise is back.

And the promise is back.

 

An actual game tonight... Edge of my seat... I've got butterflies in my stomach,

 

I was eating caterpillars yesterday and moved forward while sitting but the game is certainly interesting.

Walkoff homer by ??????

Having Mastro hit there was a good move.

Please don't bunt him over with the bottom of the order coming up!

How long have you been having these feelings of paranoia? How do you feel about them?

 

I've had these feelings for years.

 

I feel fine with them. Sometimes they are my only companions.

Herrmann swinging at bad pitches.

 

Wish he's quit doing that.

Twins are just delaying the end of the season.

It appears that Olivia has forsaken us.

Texting with my kids is a challenge. They use some sort of code.

 

What is IDK, LY and TTYL?

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Texting with my kids is a challenge. They use some sort of code.

 

What is IDK, LY and TTYL?

 

i don't know, love you, talk to you later.