No Woody

 

Poor guy.

No ...Art

 

OK's here's one. What do you call a girl with no arms who's on tv?

 

[video=youtube;gBkNfSAiwtI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBkNfSAiwtI

 

Answer: adorable!

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Okay, but wait ... this is a two-parter ...

 

What do you call the old guy hanging on the wall next to him?

A's magic number is now 3 ...

Didn't Gardy need just 5 wins for 1000 at, like, the beginning of September? A's were still in a race then and yet they have a good shot at clinching before he 'celebrates' 1000. Sigh. Another long season.

Edited September 21, 201313 yr by LaBombo

aaargh ... this is really hard to watch ...

OK's here's one. What do you call a girl with no arms who's on tv?

 

[video=youtube;gBkNfSAiwtI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBkNfSAiwtI

 

Answer: adorable!

 

Her smile is really disarming

Okay, but wait ... this is a two-parter ...

 

What do you call the old guy hanging on the wall next to him?

 

Can't wait:

 

 

What?

Can't wait:

 

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What?

 

Pop Art

Pop Art

 

catch you guys tomorrow.

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Didn't Gardy need just 5 wins for 1000 at, like, the beginning of September? A's were still in a race then and yet they have a good shot at clinching before he 'celebrates' 1000. Sigh. Another long season.

 

okay ... sorry for the very un-pc jokes ... I'll stop now ... hehehehe

g'night, Winston

I had given serious thought to driving down to see tonight's game and tomorrow's. Looks like I made the right choice staying home.

5 looking strikeouts by my count

I had given serious thought to driving down to see tonight's game and tomorrow's. Looks like I made the right choice staying home.

 

yeah ... that was my feeling after missing the 12-1 game against the ChiSox

oops......

Plouffe would have made that play

Okay ... well ... I'm out ... my public excuse is I have to work in the morning. I can't say the real excuse publicly without having to ban myself. G'night all ...

The Twins are playing that pitchers park all wrong. O.Co's foul territory is supposed to prevent runs, not bring em in!

Oh for ****'s sake.

 

 

 

I quit.

For Escobear:

 

 

I think that's about it for me. Not even Olivia can save this one.

Carnac: Yoenis

Ed: Yo... Yoenis

Carnac: Where did the As stick it to the Twins tonight?

 

Carnac: Colon

Ed: Colon

Carna: Where did the As stick it to the Twins tonight?

Hey everyone...just got home, thought I'd check out the game thread. How's the team lookin' tonight? Any score yet?? Albers cruising, I assume?

In my best Eve Plumb voice: "Arcia, Arcia, Arcia."

Dick Bremer just said the Twins need to find new starters over the winter, because "it's clear what they have won't work."

 

Color me shocked.

Dick Bremer just said the Twins need to find new starters over the winter, because "it's clear what they have won't work."

 

Color me shocked.

 

And he mentions Luke Hochevar. Considering these guys are mouthpieces for the FO, this means Ryan's looking at the barrel-scraping method of pitcher locating.

You watching this s**t TR?....................yeah, neither is anyone else.

If I were Mauer, I'd give myself another concussion to make sure I didn't have to play with the rest of these sorry clowns again this year.

Had a few tonight, north?