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Speaking of urine?

Hey. You know military stragety. "When the enemy is in range, so are you."

 

MAU

 

 

*mutually assured urination

*minor league lineup

 

ftfy

I have issued a 30 second ban and a stern warning to Winston for posting disgusting, inappropriate pics.

Little Nicky

 

http://i.imgur.com/DGuUvAy.gif

Heh. Look at these fools in their multi-use parks.

 

"Fine play by Sogard at the 70 yard line" lol

 

Hey, how come a guy named Eric Sogard isn't playing for Minnesota, dontchaknow?

Hey, how come a guy named Eric Sogard isn't playing for Minnesota, dontchaknow?

Because he changed the spelling from Sjogaard. His parents disowned him.

We should come up with a snarky nickname that captures the Twins "offense." Anyone? Snepp?

 

If the old dangerous version of this offense were the Piranhas, maybe now we have the Guppies, who'll gum you to death.

I have issued a 30 second ban and a stern warning to Winston for posting disgusting, inappropriate pics.

http://psiconox.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nic3b1a-castigada.jpg?w=630

So far, it seems to me that KC has some good stuff and is pitching a good game.

Little Nicky

 

http://i.imgur.com/DGuUvAy.gif

 

Piranha in his natural habitat

Well, not that I'm especially playing can-you-top-that, but my wife and I worked for 10 years for a French company.

 

Then my last year at IBM I barely dodged the bullet of being partnered with somebody in Bangalore. That woulda been swell.

 

I used to have a job as Balloon Holder for a rookie knife thrower at Walmart. Complete Rookie... Just transferred over from Cosmetics.

 

when you first see that picture... At that size... You first thought is Yike!!!

 

Then you realize that Ike is more appropriate.

Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.

Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.

 

Have Hicks teach him switch-hitting.

Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.

 

Arcia as well. It's almost as if they forget that the pitcher is likely to throw it.

Well, not that I'm especially playing can-you-top-that, but my wife and I worked for 10 years for a French company.

 

Then my last year at IBM I barely dodged the bullet of being partnered with somebody in Bangalore. That woulda been swell.

Can't believe nobody took a swing at that hangin' curve.

 

I am disappoint.

I just checked the PBP and find that while we were farting around, Arcia threw out a runner at the plate. Let's give our young guy credit.

Can't believe nobody took a swing at that hangin' curve.

 

I am disappoint.

 

We're in the postcard manufacturing business. What's the big deal?

http://i.imgur.com/iPjUQwM.gif

I just checked the PBP and find that while we were farting around, Arcia threw out a runner at the plate. Let's give our young guy credit.

 

Actually it was a relay comprised of two good throws.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pentagon-training-300x226.jpg

Hammer time!

Josh Willingham, "outfielder."

Good lordy Josh.

http://i.imgur.com/iPjUQwM.gif

 

Houston's got a centerfield like that.

Well its a road game. You can't expect Hammer to know the ins and outs of every park

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pentagon-training-300x226.jpg

 

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