I can cook for 20 people at a time as easily as 2.

 

Loaves and fishes your specialty?

Actually ... lol ... frozen ... Trader Joe's grilled onions and peppers ... bought them for another purpose that eludes me now, but they came to good use.

You purchased vegetables?

 

Previous statement is still applicable.

I know... And they laugh at nudity!!!

 

Not their own.

Actually, only one person commented on the game to me today. But then, I wasn't around the stage crew today ... they are the ones who give it to me the most.

 

You could beat them with a Cello. Try to stab them with the end pin... Push their face through an f-Hole.

 

Or is that too much... An over reaction of sorts?

I can cook for 20 people at a time as easily as 2.

 

Thats good... Because one of these days... We are all gonna show up unannounced.

... they are the ones who give it to me the most.

 

Push their face through an f-Hole.

 

Stop it, you two.

You could beat them with a Cello. Try to stab them with the end pin... Push their face through an f-Hole.

 

Or is that too much... An over reaction of sorts?

Cellos are too expensive to ruin like that. Use an instrument that no one cares about... like a piccolo.

I can cook for 20 people at a time as easily as 2.

 

"I can... tape all your buns together."

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Have the Twins ever had brothers on the team at the sane time like the Danks?

Thats good... Because one of these days... We are all gonna show up unannounced.

 

You should come soon because my wife has plans to remodel the kitchen, which will mean take out food for 6 months.

Cellos are too expensive to ruin like that. Use an instrument that no one cares about... like a piccolo.

 

Seriously... Do you know how homoerotic that sounds?

Cellos are too expensive to ruin like that. Use an instrument that no one cares about... like a piccolo.

 

(CTTF, and maybe everybody, knows this one) What's the difference between an onion and a bassoon? Nobody cries when you chop up a bassoon.

Cellos are too expensive to ruin like that. Use an instrument that no one cares about... like a piccolo.

 

lol ... I own a cello; it was my major in college. And one of my closest friends is the piccolo player in the orchestra ... she might have one I can borrow ... hopefully not one that's made of gold or platinum!

(CTTF, and maybe everybody, knows this one) What's the difference between an onion and a bassoon? Nobody cries when you chop up a bassoon.

I saw a PBS special the other night, with Jane Goodall..."Save the bassoons."

Have the Twins ever had brothers on the team at the sane time like the Danks?

 

Not that I recall. Closest probably was when Jake and Joe were both at Spring Training together; Jake was invited more as a 'courtesy' to help his little brother adjust, I think.

I can cook for 20 people at a time as easily as 2.

 

I saw a PBS special the other night, with Jane Goodall..."Save the bassoons."

 

Heh ... my sister met Jane Goodall this summer.

Have the Twins ever had brothers on the team at the sane time like the Danks?

Insert obligatory "Soul Patrol" reference here.

I saw a PBS special the other night, with Jane Goodall..."Save the bassoons."

 

You mis-heard. "Shave the bassoons." We're tired of longhair music.

Heh ... my sister met Jane Goodall this summer.

 

Come on. Your sister may not be the prettiest, but there's no reason to say that about her.

You mis-heard. "Shave the bassoons." We're tired of longhair music.

In my best Emily Littela voice: "Oh. Well then, never mind."

lol ... I own a cello; it was my major in college. And one of my closest friends is the piccolo player in the orchestra ... she might have one I can borrow ... hopefully not one that's made of gold or platinum!

A gold piccolo? Seems like it would get all mashed out of shape when you mashed on the keys.

lol ... I own a cello; it was my major in college. And one of my closest friends is the piccolo player in the orchestra ... she might have one I can borrow ... hopefully not one that's made of gold or platinum!

 

You place the Cello between your legs and those S shaped things are called f-holes.

 

I just want to point out that my post crossed no line... My post is innocent and factual...

 

Any line crossing has been by interpretations of my factual statement.

lol ... I own a cello; it was my major in college. And one of my closest friends is the piccolo player in the orchestra ... she might have one I can borrow ... hopefully not one that's made of gold or platinum!

Also, I knew whatever instrument I chose in place of a cello, you'd some how have some attachment to it. I just knew it.

You place the Cello between your legs and those S shaped things are called f-holes.

 

I just want to point out that my post crossed no line... I'm post is innocent and factual...

 

Any line crossing has been by interpretations of my factual statement.

 

Well, hmm, not sure I should tell this story ... but ... I named my cello ... Apollo ... and used to joke ... 'I have the god of music between my thighs.'

You're the only person here with slower reflexes than Chief hisself, apparently. He's been mod for a while now.

Soor Reey! Sheesh, it's not like I had time to notice what with trying to find out why the hell Morneau wasn't in the lineup again.

 

And not to nitpick, but wouldn't not noticing just make me what they used to call "slow", but not the reflex kind? Or were you being polite? Not sure, reflexes have been a bit off lately...

 

PS. Belated

http://www.graphics99.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Fabulous-Congratulations-Graphic.giffrom moderator college, Chief. Go get 'em.

 

Unless 'em is me.

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You place the Cello between your legs and those S shaped things are called f-holes.

 

I just want to point out that my post crossed no line... I'm post is innocent and factual...

 

Any line crossing has been by interpretations of my factual statement.

 

I played first-chair^* cello in grade school, so I was aware of the meaning.

 

^*Also last chair. Small school.

Soor Reey! Sheesh, it's not like I had time to notice what with trying to find out why the hell Morneau wasn't in the lineup again.

 

And not to nitpick, but wouldn't not noticing just make me what they used to call "slow", but not the reflex kind? Or were you being polite? Not sure, reflexes have been a bit off lately...

 

I figured you had noticed right away and it just took a while for the fingers to hit the keyboard to post about it.

Well, hmm, not sure I should tell this story ... but ... I named my cello ... Apollo ... and used to joke ... 'I have the god of music between my thighs.'

 

Something heavenly, at any rate.

I played first-chair^* cello in grade school, so I was aware of the meaning.

 

^*Also last chair. Small school.

 

Do we have enough musicians in here to form a Robert Palmer cover band?