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Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/17 7:10PM

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Do we have enough musicians in here to form a Robert Palmer cover band?

 

I'll have to locate my g-string.

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Do we have enough musicians in here to form a Robert Palmer cover band?

I've got a bunch of guitars and a violin somewhere. That would help, right?

Well, hmm, not sure I should tell this story ... but ... I named my cello ... Apollo ... and used to joke ... 'I have the god of music between my thighs.'

That's, like, the perfect balance between 'PG-13' and the faintly masked SAP-like audible-to-adults-only dialogue encoded into Pixar movies.

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Do we have enough musicians in here to form a Robert Palmer cover band?

 

Bark and Myself

I'll have to locate my g-string.

 

I am telling myself that was Olivia who posted that.

Ugh... Bert just mentioned that he will be sunbathing in spedos at spring training this year.

Do we have enough musicians in here to form a Robert Palmer cover band?

 

I was in a music video once, years ago, with a similar look as the 'Addicted to Love' girls

Ugh... Bert just mentioned that he will be sunbathing in spedos at spring training this year.

 

Mood killer.

Ugh... Bert just mentioned that he will be sunbathing in spedos at spring training this year.

 

ew ... I'm gonna have to find out when and where he'll be and avoid that area of stadium

ew ... I'm gonna have to find out when and where he'll be and avoid that area of stadium

He said the beach. So my advice to everyone is to avoid going to the beach during spring training this year.

I was in a music video once, years ago, with a similar look as the 'Addicted to Love' girls

 

That look hypnotizes me.

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Well, hmm, not sure I should tell this story ... but ... I named my cello ... Apollo ... and used to joke ... 'I have the god of music between my thighs.'

 

(Raise Glass for a toast) Here's to Swimmin' with Cello playin' Women.

He said the beach. So my advice to everyone is to avoid going to the beach during spring training this year.

 

heh ... there's a lot of beach down there ... and he lives in Cape Coral ... so I'll avoid the beaches over there

That look hypnotizes me.

You might as well face it, you're addicted to Robert Palmer.

Have the Twins ever had brothers on the team at the sane time like the Danks?

Got no use for sane time 'round these parts, Mista. You best be movin' on.

 

Just kidding. Stick around. Chief is about to use his Mod-handled Peacemaker on an exceptionally unpleasant Blacksox troll.

While searching for something completely else, I ran across this bit of fuel for the Ginger vs Mary Ann (vs Mrs Howell?!?) controversy:

 

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lol ... I don't even have to play that ... I know it.

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You might as well face it, you're addicted to Robert Palmer.

 

Simply Irresistible... He has a bad case of...

 

Ok... I've exhausted the Robert Palmer hits.

You might as well face it, you're addicted to Robert Palmer.

 

Actually, I have been thinking about Julia Bolino at least a few times a week since the video came out.

 

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Geez, can ya'll slow down a bit. I can't keep up.

While searching for something completely else, I ran across this bit of fuel for the Ginger vs Mary Ann (vs Mrs Howell?!?) controversy:

 

[video=youtube;S8rCy173y7Y]

 

As long as Chief is around, I think that Mrs. Howell is spoken for.

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Alright... I'm Tired... Smash Atom... Signing off.

While searching for something completely else, I ran across this bit of fuel for the Ginger vs Mary Ann (vs Mrs Howell?!?) controversy:

The whole controversy is about who's the best dancer, right?

Soor Reey! Sheesh, it's not like I had time to notice what with trying to find out why the hell Morneau wasn't in the lineup again.

 

And not to nitpick, but wouldn't not noticing just make me what they used to call "slow", but not the reflex kind? Or were you being polite? Not sure, reflexes have been a bit off lately...

 

PS. Belated

http://www.graphics99.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Fabulous-Congratulations-Graphic.giffrom moderator college, Chief. Go get 'em.

 

Unless 'em is me.

Thanks.

 

by-the-by, you're one new mod behind.

Rather poor outing by the Rally Avatar, this game. The rally in the 7th fizzled exactly when she entered the scene. I blame incorrect managing.

Sigh. Guess it was a better loss than yesterday? Silver linings are often tarnished.

And that's all she wrote.

Number 4 draft pick... here we come!

As long as Chief is around, I think that Mrs. Howell is spoken for.

Cash. She's loaded with it.

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