Brian you need to moderate yourself! icky is right.

 

Yeah... I've gone too far.

Twins pro shop, just introduced.

 

On consignment from the Vikings fans that no longer need them.

Not sure which thing is more remarkable about that picture, that a man could give birth or that the newborn would be a fully clothed and intoxicated college student.

Reading a Vikings message board is like viewing a Twins forum with 1,000 Statfreaks on it.

Yeah... I've gone too far.

 

"You can never go too far."

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You can't stop now, you're on a roll. A deeply disturbing roll, but a roll nonetheless.

Reading a Vikings message board is like viewing a Twins forum with 1,000 Statfreaks on it.

 

I haven't been on one... Could you clarify something. What's the consensus?

 

Ponder? Thumbs up or Down?

Yeah... I've gone too far.

 

I feel sorry for the woman that lost her head there. I mean, that kind of picture has to ruin your future.

Reading a Vikings message board is like viewing a Twins forum with 1,000 Statfreaks on it.

Which one? Have yet to find one that I could look at for more than 5 minutes without seeing a post that started with "Your (sic) an idiot".

I haven't been on one... Could you clarify something. What's the consensus?

 

Ponder? Thumbs up or Down?

 

49% swear he's still the next coming

49% swear he's the anti-christ

 

2% have jabbed out their eyes with icepicks after reading all of the above

I feel sorry for the woman that lost her head there. I mean, that kind of picture has to ruin your future.

Probably didn't do the guy's modeling career any good either.

Which one? Have yet to find one that I could look at for more than 5 minutes without seeing a post that started with "Your (sic) an idiot".

 

Viking Update is the only one I ever peruse these days. That is when my stomach can handle it.

"You can never go too far."

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You can't stop now, you're on a roll. A deeply disturbing roll, but a roll nonetheless.

 

I must provide balance. This oughta do it.

 

Probably didn't do the guy's modeling career any good either.

 

Yeah, but my guess is he'd long been well aware of that fact. The woman in the green shirt probably thought her future was full of opportunity and then she realized that someone tagged her "that" photo on facebook where the fat guy's belly swallowed her face. I mean, every time you look at her you gotta think about that.

Who's the first position player out of the pen again? Is there like a season record for that?

 

To keep our viewing interest at a heightened level.....it might be time for a PPPP (position-player-pitching-pool) contest.....Doug Bernier or Eric Fryer first-up in the mop-up spot tonight?

Probably didn't do the guy's modeling career any good either.

 

Also, is it wrong to think that -- as long as she's not a Twins fan -- I'm considering that she may have the better deal?

I feel sorry for the woman that lost her head there. I mean, that kind of picture has to ruin your future.

 

With luck it caused her to swear off men once and for all. A net win for her, but oh at such a cost.

To keep our viewing interest at a heightened level.....it might be time for a PPPP (position-player-pitching-pool) contest.....Doug Bernier or Eric Fryer first-up in the mop-up spot tonight?

 

I'd go with... Colabello.

Which one? Have yet to find one that I could look at for more than 5 minutes without seeing a post that started with "Your (sic) an idiot".

 

Your a idot^TM, please.

49% swear he's still the next coming

49% swear he's the anti-christ

 

2% have jabbed out their eyes with icepicks after reading all of the above

 

You know it's a dire situation when the mob is calling for Cassel....or, gulp.....Tebow.

Gardy needs 4 wins to reach 1,000... These will be the longest 4 wins of his life.

Yeah, but my guess is he'd long been well aware of that fact. The woman in the green shirt probably thought her future was full of opportunity and then she realized that someone tagged her "that" photo on facebook where the fat guy's belly swallowed her face. I mean, every time you look at her you gotta think about that.

 

By the time she's done working at Nordstrom Rack to pay off the loans from her Art History degree, everyone will have forgotten..

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I'd go with... Colabello.

 

Escobear, with Bernier taking over at second.

I'd go with... Colabello.

 

Not a bad guess....hey, the guy is a man of many talents.... already trilingual (love his accent-free Spanish) ...

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Fat, drunk and stupid is apparently the way many sons go through life.

Gardy needs 4 wins to reach 1,000... These will be the longest 4 wins of his life.

 

It seems you're feeling less confident on your over/under win-total guess back in April, RB?

Not really in comparison

 

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So, if teabagging is ... teabagging, then this would be... suitcasing?

So, if teabagging is ... teabagging, then this would be... suitcasing?

Well, just put my son to bed, he's pretty excited we can watch the 9th inning together, tomorrow morning.

Not a bad guess....hey, the guy is a man of many talents.... already trilingual (love his accent-free Spanish) ...

 

Unfortunately he hits the ball with a Rob Deer accent.

De Vries now two shutout innings, 1.5 whip, 1 strikeout, only 30 pitches...

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2014 Opening Day starter!!!

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