Pinto is basically the only reason to watch the Twins for the rest of the season. Unless Colabello goes ape.

 

Arcia may have 0 plate discipline but he's still fun to watch at times......not in the field.

I am not watching anymore, by the way. It went out again. Just black screen.

 

I see the "rally" failed.

 

God must be looking down on you!

I know I'm a broken record ... but I'm going back to Comcast Extra Innings, even though it is a lot more expensive. I will still get the mlb audio only package, for like $15-20/yr ... whatever it was.

 

No Comcast where I live. And my landlord won't allow a satellite dish.

Arcia may have 0 plate discipline but he's still fun to watch at times......not in the field.

 

Agreed. If anyone will hit it completely out of the park it'll be him. Hopefully they can beat the Delmonsie routes in the field out of him.

Nice play Trev...............almost, sigh.

Pinto is basically the only reason to watch the Twins for the rest of the season. Unless Colabello goes ape.

 

I beg to differ:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy1kiSqiU1rsmv3ko1_400.jpg

<3

Agreed. If anyone will hit it completely out of the park it'll be him. Hopefully they can beat the Delmonsie routes in the field out of him.

 

Probably best achieved by not playing him there, but I'll take it over gold glover Ryan Doumit.

Well, work is better than this, might as well do some.

6. Think about Texas. They are probably thinking 'Why couldn't we have played this Twins team instead of the one we did.'

Well, work is better than this, might as well do some.

 

Even the tedium of bowings is better than this.

I beg to differ:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy1kiSqiU1rsmv3ko1_400.jpg

<3

 

Do you like that better than B-Dozy in his uniform getting all down and dirty?

Even the tedium of bowings is better than this.

 

Even the tedium of hitting myself in the face with a hammer is better than this.

Do you like that better than B-Dozy in his uniform getting all down and dirty?

 

Ooou ... don't get me excited ... I'm at work. But I would still want to run my fingers through this hair, too:

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brian+Dozier+2Q0VLKx0aHzm.jpg

<teenaged girl emoticons here>

Even the tedium of hitting myself in the face with a hammer is better than this.

 

Watching that would be more entertaining as well. TD facetime might be necessary.

http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2013/04/16/0417-s-dozier.jpg

Ooou ... don't get me excited ... I'm at work. But I would still want to run my fingers through this hair, too:

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brian+Dozier+2Q0VLKx0aHzm.jpg

<teenaged girl emoticons here>

 

Do you like southern accents, too? If so, you have it made. It cracks me up that you went and found yet another photo . . .

http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2013/04/16/0417-s-dozier.jpg

 

Heh ... you should caption that for me.

This is a damn Twins game issue with mlbtv too, because I can watch Denard Span bat right now for Washington. Damn it.

Do you like southern accents, too? If so, you have it made. It cracks me up that you went and found yet another photo . . .

 

Some southern accents, sure. Think ... Matthew McConaughey.

And just cuz ...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5inaanCku1qidbi2o1_500.jpg

It's okay, Dozey ... I'm here for you! lol ... I crack me up ... better to laugh at myself, at least someone is.

(he walked)

Well ChiTown, Seth has interviewed Dozier in the past. So you can here is voice that way and judge for yourself.

sigh ... they are reminiscing about the '91 series ... and Chili Davis

omg ... we need an outfield

Some southern accents, sure. Think ... Matthew McConaughey.

And just cuz ...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5inaanCku1qidbi2o1_500.jpg

It's okay, Dozey ... I'm here for you! lol ... I crack me up ... better to laugh at myself, at least someone is.

 

Hmmm. I'm starting to think your appreciation for Dozier goes beyond a typical fan's appreciation for the skilled gifts of a professional athlete.

Hmmm. I'm starting to think your appreciation for Dozier goes beyond a typical fan's appreciation for the skilled gifts of a professional athlete.

Nah ... it's just my schtick to get me through another abysmal performance on the field. Not by Dozey-boy, though.

Is it over? Can I open my eyes yet?

Is it over? Can I open my eyes yet?

 

Hey ... at least it's not like last night ... I went away for one inning to mix up some peanut butter brownies and came back to 15-1.

Why are the A's playing all these '91 series things on their feed?

For days like this...

 

So, let's get a head start on this, because it might take a while.

 

Is there anything positive we can take out of days like today?