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Game Thread: A's@Twins 9/11 7:10PM

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Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.

 

Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.

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Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.

 

Yes please.

Nice hat Chi town

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Is that Olivia's skinny sister?

Um, yeah, okay ... but I wouldn't wear that outfit to bake in. Well, if I were baking my own skin in the sun, I would ... but not in the kitchen.

 

The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.

Here is the sunset on CTTF's home planet:

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Best post of the night, so far!

The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.

 

Um, yeah, no. Too many things can splatter to places you don't want to get splattered ... especially if cooking with hot oil.

Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.

 

I wish I had gone to your school. Sign me up for your church.

Um, yeah, no. Too many things can splatter to places you don't want to get splattered ... especially if cooking with hot oil.

 

Hot oil. That brings back fond memories.

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The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.

 

Who could eat at a time like that... Besides George Costanza.

 

Glorm: There's a naked lady... And I suddenly want pizza.

Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.

 

If only the things I prepared in the kitchen were tasteless. It would be a 100% improvement.

Um, yeah, okay ... but I wouldn't wear that outfit to bake in. Well, if I were baking my own skin in the sun, I would ... but not in the kitchen.

 

Mom, it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.

Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.

 

Are you talking about the hat?

Hot oil. That brings back fond memories.

 

Hey Glunn! Bark seems to have hacked your account!

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I wish I had gone to your school. Sign me up for your church.

 

I wish I had gone to my school to... Maybe i'd understand the appropriate place for ellipses.

Mom' date=' it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.[/quote']

 

You're 38??? Oh goodness ... I was a hillbilly bride!

Mom' date=' it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.[/quote']

 

I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.

That's my baby! Yay, Dozier!

http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/sites/tcdailyplanet.net/files/2012/February/BrianDozier.jpg

Dozier doz it again.

I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.

 

huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.

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I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.

 

Indiana Wants Me... Lord I can't go back there.

You're 38??? Oh goodness ... I was a hillbilly bride!

 

If you were born before 1970, you are older than my biological mom.

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huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.

 

Yeah Capone... Dillinger... Willie the Wimp.

Dick: "//blah blah blah//...laborious, which is a college word meaning...long...and...what's another word?"

Who could eat at a time like that... Besides George Costanza.

 

Glorm: There's a naked lady... And I suddenly want pizza.

 

I love it when you mix metaphors from two different TV shows.

If you were born before 1970' date=' you are older than my biological mom.[/quote']

 

If you are 38 ... that means you were born in '75 ... uh ... i would guess your mom would have to be born prior to '55. The math doesn't add up here.

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huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.

 

Yeah... Also Baby Face Nelson... Barack Obama... John Wayne Gacy... Bob Newhart... Sam Giancana and Dennis DeYoung.

That's my baby! Yay, Dozier!

http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/sites/tcdailyplanet.net/files/2012/February/BrianDozier.jpg

 

That's Dozier? Glad I live in Indiana... and that my wife doesn't follow baseball.

If you were born before 1970' date=' you are older than my biological mom.[/quote']

 

So if she was born in 1970 and you are 38, then you were born in 1975, so she was pretty young when you were born?

That's Dozier? Glad I live in Indiana... and that my wife doesn't follow baseball.

 

Yeah ... isn't he beautiful! sigh!

 

Where in IN? One of my nephews goes to school in Bloomington.

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