lol ... does everything I say come off sounding that way?

 

But seriously ... just ordered some Chinese food ... total is $21.85 ... do I give the guy $25 and call it a day? Or $26?

 

Well if its Chinese, he's bringing it on a bike, am I right? He will want a an ice cold beer. So it seems to me you have no choice but to put on a skimpy outfit and invite him in for a breather.

Well if its Chinese, he's bringing it on a bike, am I right? He will want a an ice cold beer. So it seems to me you have no choice but to put on a skimpy outfit and invite him in for a breather.

Hmm ... don't know if he's on a bike ... I live on the 11th floor and he doesn't ride it up here. But he's about Chief's age.

Just curious ... what do people normally tip food delivery people?

Depending on whether it's pizza or chinese. I will either bake a Totino's Party Pizza or Cook some Ramen Noodles, put it in a small plastic sandwich bag and give that to the delivery person as a tip. Sometimes I will give them an autograph on a receipt... I think that is sufficient.

Depending on whether it's pizza or chinese. I will either bake a Totino's Party Pizza or Cook some Ramen Noodles' date=' put it in a small plastic sandwich bag and give that to the delivery person as a tip. Sometimes I will give them an autograph on a receipt... I think that is sufficient.[/quote']

 

Stuffing a pizza into a plastic sandwich bag... isn't that how the calzone was invented?

Hmm ... don't know if he's on a bike ... I live on the 11th floor and he doesn't ride it up here. But he's about Chief's age.

 

He has to climb all the way up too? I would think he has earned more than just the tip after all that.

He has to climb all the way up too? I would think he has earned more than just the tip after all that.

 

I think I'll give him $26 and leave it at that.

Hmm ... Tokyo gets the 2020 olympics. Good for them. Glad Chicago didn't get them in 2016.

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/8/2/4/large2/42823852.jpg

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/8/2/4/large2/42823852.jpg

 

If that's what the delivery guy looked like, yes, yes that's what I'd be wearing. Only I'm blonde. At least I'm blonde this month.

http://i.imgur.com/KOM6cLX.jpg

If that's what the delivery guy looked like, yes, yes that's what I'd be wearing. Only I'm blonde. At least I'm blonde this month.

 

Something something interior decorating?

I like where this is going

 

I think you watched "Two Girls, One Cup of Won Ton Soup" a few times too often.

In contrast to the MLB game, Rochester is currently kicking some Pawtucket butt. 8-0.

http://i.imgur.com/KOM6cLX.jpg

 

Oy ... well my hair doesn't look like a rope mop.

Oy ... well my hair doesn't look like a rope mop.

 

Can anyone find the Gophers game that's on right now?

It has to be better than this Twins game.

Can anyone find the Gophers game that's on right now?

It has to be better than this Twins game.

I heard the Gophers' AD talking about that last week. It won't be on the Big10 Network, but Teague said that it would be televised somewhere. I don't know what network that is and I couldn't find it on my TV listings.

Can anyone find the Gophers game that's on right now?

It has to be better than this Twins game.

 

The comeback has just begun!

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I'd eat it.

9-0 now and Diamond having a shutout after 6 innings. Much better game to listen to.

I'd eat it.

 

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What's better than a tasty cheeseburger?

What's better than a tasty cheeseburger?

 

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Urban Dictionary: cheeseburger

 

(4th one down)

Hammer time!

In case you're wondering how that spirited conversion between Correia and Anderson went, I got a transcription of it.

 

Correia: I mean its like, give it to me straight, blue!

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Like a pear cider made from 100% pears

Anderson: Yeah. Wait, wha-

Correia: If you're going to grant time to the guy, then give him time before I get to my dang follow through.

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Don't waffle about it back there. Make a decision and go with it!

Anderson: Yeah

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Urban Dictionary: cheeseburger

 

(4th one down)

 

Thank you for ruining my next barbecue.

In case you're wondering how that spirited conversion between Correia and Anderson went, I got a transcription of it.

 

Correia: I mean its like, give it to me straight, blue!

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Like a pear cider made from 100% pears

Anderson: Yeah. Wait, wha-

Correia: If you're going to grant time to the guy, then give him time before I get to my dang follow through.

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Don't waffle about it back there. Make a decision and go with it!

Anderson: Yeah

 

I have no idea what this was, but I like it.

Diamond goes 7 with 8 k's. He'll be up here before long.

Colabello Comeback Killer

Can we play the Astros again?