Argh ... photo insert fail ...

 

Late to the game... ftfy.

 

Think about Presley. Highest career BA in Twins history.

 

9. Lipstick

Late to the game... ftfy.

 

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There must be some mistake. This shot appears to have been taken from the 1st base line.

99. Think about when the twins were interesting enough to have hundreds of comments during a game.

 

Hey, where'd you find the formal portrait of Chief?

Late to the game... ftfy.

 

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Thanks! Not sure what I did to make it go upside down to begin with. It's difficult enough to post photos from a phone to begin with.

There must be some mistake. This shot appears to have been taken from the 1st base line.

Heh ... that's where the shade was. And all the way up to the top, where the breeze was.

Hey, where'd you find the formal portrait of Chief?

It was on the Christmas card he sent out!

Thanks! Not sure what I did to make it go upside down to begin with.

Perhaps you had your phone upside down when you hit send.

Perhaps you had your phone upside down when you hit send.

Um, okay, I think this is going to be a very blonde question, as I'm dubious about that comment, but I will admit I don't know for sure ... but seriously?

Um, okay, I think this is going to be a very blonde question, as I'm dubious about that comment, but I will admit I don't know for sure ... but seriously?

Yes seriously.

 

Seriously blond.

 

EDIT: I think. Snepp? Pig? Can we get some IT support in here please, stat?

Yes seriously.

 

Seriously blond.

I am NOT technically savvy, and while it didn't seem like a possibility, and I should just go with instinct, my lack of technical savviness makes me question even the obviously stupid.

It seems to me that the Twins starting pitching has been excellent in this series, including Correia today.

I am NOT technically savvy, and while it didn't seem like a possibility, and I should just go with instinct, my lack of technical savviness makes me question even the obviously stupid.

Just givin' ya a hard time, chitown.

 

I'm famous for my tech unsavvyness.

 

And for my vocabulary.

Go Air Force!

Heh, I know ... but you see my conundrum ... something I should just know is not possible, I will think maybe it is because I'm such a techno-dolt. On this one thing, I'm prone to gullibity.

Just givin' ya a hard time, chitown.

 

I'm famous for my tech unsavvyness.

 

And for my vocabulary.

 

I am using a 5 year old flip phone. It works and all my favorite #s are stored.

Thanks! Not sure what I did to make it go upside down to begin with. It's difficult enough to post photos from a phone to begin with.

 

My Photoshoop skilz are not good enough to fix the camera angle though.

 

Twins are annoying the Rangers today.

Um, okay, I think this is going to be a very blonde question

 

Where is Brian when we need him, for some blonde jokes?

 

I'm not going to post blonde jokes. Instead, I'll do something that was fun on road trips: here's the punch line, what's the blonde-joke setup? (Who knows, you might come up with something better than the one I know.)

 

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'"

Twins are annoying the Rangers today.

 

"Is that a worm on your butt or are you just glad to see me?"

 

/ not a blonde joke

Where is Brian when we need him, for some blonde jokes?

 

I'm not going to post blonde jokes. Instead, I'll do something that was fun on road trips: here's the punch line, what's the blonde-joke setup? (Who knows, you might come up with something better than the one I know.)

 

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'"

 

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A blonde keeps checking her mailbox but there is no mail. She comes out again-- no mail. Neighbor asks -- What's wrong. Blonde says ...

 

Good. 'Nother'un:

 

"That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Good. 'Nother'un:

 

"That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

 

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles." ...

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles." ...

 

I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?

I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?

 

She was a blonde! Get in the game my friend.

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.

 

Very good. Here's one more, and I'm done:

 

"I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?"

She was a blonde! Get in the game my friend.

 

I understand the Dumb Blonde part of it, but why was she hallucinating? I am concerned.

I understand the Dumb Blonde part of it' date=' but why was she hallucinating? I am concerned.[/quote']

 

You are very funny.

Nice game win AND series win.