I bet your ISO was through the roof

 

Immense sex organ?

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

No surprises thus far.

 

Prolly won't even bother with a post game press conference.

I'm the Dave Kingman of picking up women.

 

That's why I am in prison.

Well, truth be told, there are a few times I've overthrown first on purpose. And then there are times where really, it was an awfully timed error.

 

I like extra innings.

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

 

Wasting her tonight?

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

I am in awe.

Pee Wee > Yu

OMG!! Hermann! There's your surprise of the night.

OMG. Miracles do happen, but that was a surprise.

Wasting her tonight?

 

I retract that comment!

Bwahahahahaha Darvish!

Morney!!!!

Wow what a shot by Justin.

Mor-neau!

Wow. Justin hit that one perfectly.

I hate losing to Texas almost as much as the White Sox but more much different reasons.

I like extra innings.

To each his own, I guess. I'm more of a "score early and often, and end this thing" kind of guy. Could explain my low OBP, now that I think about it.

Good news! Dad's out of the hospital! And it looks as if I'll still get to see that Miracle game on Sunday after all.

Good news! Dad's out of the hospital! And it looks as if I'll still get to see that Miracle game on Sunday after all.

Good for him. Good for you.

What the hell happened?

Twins off the schnide no longer BABIP of .000 - Nice job Plouffe

 

We are so unlucky

What the hell happened?

Rally avatar. Duh.

 

Do try to pay attention.

pa floof.

Sliding is now optional?

It seems to me that Plouffe should have slid there.

We got a hit with RISP. That's good, right?

Rally avatar. Duh.

 

Do try to pay attention.

 

I went away from the game, came back to see Plouffe with an 0-2 count and 2 outs. Figured everything was still going as scheduled. Didn't look at the score.

Plouffe with zero baseball awareness.

We got a hit with RISP. That's good, right?

 

Sorry, the batter didn't get the RBI so it's just an empty single.