Twins: SP Liam Hendriks

 

2B Dozier

C Herrmann

1B Morneau

LF Willingham

DH Doumit

3B Plouffe

CF Thomas

RF Mastrioanni

SS Florimon

 

Rangers: SP Yu Darvish

 

CF Martin

SS Andrus

2B Kinsler

3B Beltre

C Pierzynski

RF Rios

1B Moreland

DH Profar

LF Murphy

 

Things to Think About:

 

1. Think about Clete Thomas... He's been playing CF everyday because... Well I guess because there was nobody else who could play CF. Then Wilken Breaks a Bone... Gets DL'ed and back to the majors after a long injury lay off is Mr. Mastrioanni. You'd figure that it would signal the end of the CF everyday for Clete Thomas... But... Surprise... Thomas is in CF and Mastro is in RF.

 

2. Think About Yu Darvish... He throws 87 different pitches and 75 of them are nasty. The Top Strikeout Pitcher in the American League facing one of the top Strikeout teams in the American League. This doesn't set up well.

 

3. Think about Liam Hendriks... He Throws abut 2 different pitches and none of them are nasty. He's the guy who has to keep it close so the Twins can create a run or two to steal this one. Stranger things have happened.

 

4. Think about Jurickson Profar... He was the Byron Buxton of last year... The Top prospect in all of baseball last year. The Rangers have kept him with the club all year and moved him around from 2B to 3B to SS to a little OF and tonight he is the DH. It's one of the strangest debut years for a prospect of his magnitude I've ever seen. A little Ron Washington Creatvity.

 

5. Think about the Twins... I was talking with a friend who said the Twins are the Laughing Stock of baseball. I stopped and thought about the term "Laughing Stock"........ Laughing Stock... The Twins are Cows with a sense of humor.

5. Think about the Twins... I was talking with a friend who said the Twins are the Laughing Stock of baseball. I stopped and thought about the term "Laughing Stock"........ Laughing Stock... The Twins are Cows with a sense of humor.

 

They're a bad team, but laughing stock? C'mon. Get better friends.

They're a bad team, but laughing stock? C'mon. Get better friends.

 

Actually he's right.

I play poker online, and my screen name has the Twins in it, and honestly I can't tell you how often I join a table or a tournament and get reminded about how much of a joke our team is. It is in the thousands by now.

So Gardy has Mastro in right, and Clete in center.

Can someone please remind me again how none of our failures have anything to with Gardy?

 

Even if you are not given much talent to work with, wouldn't a good manager make sure he maximizes whatever strengths they DO have?

Edited August 30, 201313 yr by Mr. Brooks

Actually he's right.

I play poker online, and my screen name has the Twins in it, and honestly I can't tell you how often I join a table or a tournament and get reminded about how much of a joke our team is. It is in the thousands by now.

 

Get better friends.

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Darvish vs. Hendricks

 

If there was ever a time to bet your retirement on a sporting event, it's now.

Darvish vs. Hendricks

 

If there was ever a time to bet your retirement on a sporting event, it's now.

 

To get what, 5% return on investment? Haven't looked, but can't imagine the oddsmakers wanting to reward anyone too richly betting on the favorite in this game.

Edited August 30, 201313 yr by ashburyjohn

Get better friends.

 

Ashbury is right.

 

This is why I am in the midst of a divorce, have disowned the entirety of my family, and have started taking my meds again as I don't want my other personality popping up and telling me...

 

(a) "the MN Twins are the Laughing Stock of Baseball."

( "the MN Twins are a joke."

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27 strikeout night coming up. Fortunately no one will be on base so we won't have to moan about any missed opportunities.

27 strikeout night coming up. Fortunately no one will be on base so we won't have to moan about any missed opportunities.

 

I get so tired of the "apologists" always finding the bright side!

They're a bad team, but laughing stock? C'mon. Get better friends.

You guys are pretty close, right?

27 strikeout night coming up. Fortunately no one will be on base so we won't have to moan about any missed opportunities.

If I was Darvish I'd tell the catcher to drop the third strike a few times in the early innings so I could get 5 K's per inning. I might have 20 by the 6th inning or so.

You guys are pretty close, right?

 

Carnac: "Get Better Friends".

Ed: Yada.

Carnac: "What does Chief keep telling Brian?"

Edited August 30, 201313 yr by ashburyjohn
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Carnac: "Get Better Friends".

Ed: Yada.

Carnac: "What did Chief tell Brian?"

 

Carnac seems to have lost his edge.

Edited August 30, 201313 yr by GCTF

That said...last Carnac effort > Twins offense.

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Why do the Twins women always have to be so skinny? These women are pretty, but in the real world they would be much too bony to be any fun.

This might be a good time to announce that we have a new moderator. I am not going to name any names but his avatar strikes fear into any kindergartener who sees it.

Why do the Twins women always have to be so skinny? These women are pretty, but in the real world they would be much too bony to be any fun.

 

Glunn - is this more up your alley?

http://doblelol.com/uploads/13/ice-fishing-funny.jpg

This might be a good time to announce that we have a new moderator. I am not going to name any names but his avatar strikes fear into any kindergartener who sees it.

 

You are referring, of course, to the Reno Aces mascot, Archie?

Glunn - is this more up your alley?

 

Moderator's warning: One more post from you like that one, and I will have to excuse myself for a few minutes.

Why do the Twins women always have to be so skinny? These women are pretty, but in the real world they would be much too bony to be any fun.

This make you happy?

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/diet+pills+never+work+me+i+v+tried+everything+i+m+never+_15bc208beb6c109d8141cf03b993d054.jpg

This might be a good time to announce that we have a new moderator. I am not going to name any names but his avatar strikes fear into any kindergartener who sees it.

 

I was going to say Arnold Schwarzenegger, but if my memory serves me correct those kindergarteners ended up adoring him at the end of that awful movie from the early 90's.

This make you happy?

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/diet+pills+never+work+me+i+v+tried+everything+i+m+never+_15bc208beb6c109d8141cf03b993d054.jpg

 

Bark's Lounge warning: One more post from you like that one, and I will have to excuse myself for a few minutes.

Glunn - is this more up your alley?

http://doblelol.com/uploads/13/ice-fishing-funny.jpg

 

Indeed, except for the S&M backdrop.

This make you happy?

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/diet+pills+never+work+me+i+v+tried+everything+i+m+never+_15bc208beb6c109d8141cf03b993d054.jpg

 

That is going too far in the other direction. I would want scuba gear before meeting up with those two.

This make you happy?

 

I call shenanigans. They don't look like twins at all.