Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

Happy Birthday, glunn! Hope you make it home soon ... sounds like a lovely evening ahead of you!

Happy Birthday, glunn! Hope you make it home soon ... sounds like a lovely evening ahead of you!

 

I am looking forward to it. And tomorrow we are going out with friends to dinner then a comedy club, AFTER I put in a full day at the office.

I'm sure the catcher said more than 'Ooof!' on that one. Maybe 'Ouch!'

I am looking forward to it. And tomorrow we are going out with friends to dinner then a comedy club, AFTER I put in a full day at the office.

 

What are you going to see? Improv? Stand up?

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

 

Happy bday. Enjoy the corned beef.

What are you going to see? Improv? Stand up?

 

We are going to the Groundlings, where they do skits that are laced with improv. Our friends have been and say that it should be very funny.

OK, who thought this was going to be a pitcher's duel after the way that first inning went? I don't have my hand up.

Happy bday. Enjoy the corned beef.

 

Thanks, but I am only partly Irish.

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

 

Happy 29th!

Thanks, but I am only partly Irish.

 

Which part?

OK, who thought this was going to be a pitcher's duel after the way that first inning went? I don't have my hand up.

 

Me neither, but I don't mind when a pitchers duel breaks out once we have the lead.

Which part?

 

My wife is a good Chicago Irish-Catholic girl, and I tell my kids that this means they are half Irish, half human.

 

I now have a nice collection of frying pans my wife keeps sending my direction.

I was going to asked what happened to Deduno, but then I remembered it was the 6th inning. This does get old after a while.

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

 

Happy Birthday to you Glorm. Good Food and Cartoons does sound nice.

sigh. maybe I'll just go take a bath and skip Target.

Nice throw Herrmann...

This just in: Hermann has a gun.

Happy 29th!

 

Double that and you would be close. I have clothes that are older than 29.

Phew!

Happy Birthday to you Glorm. Good Food and Cartoons does sound nice.

 

Thanks my friend. Hopefully I will have enough energy left for the cartoons.

I was driving down the interstate the last weekend when the Highway Patrol turned its lights on behind me.

 

I stepped on it. I took off... Got my car up to 150MPH... Changing Lanes and passing by cars like a pro.

 

Finally I thought to myself... What am I doing and I pulled over.

 

Highway Patrol Officer comes up to my window and says: What the hell are you doing?

 

I told him: My wife left me for a highway patrol officer... I was worried you were going to give her back.

what the heck was that! boo!

Coomer's blaming Hermann for missing the bunt- says you need to get a really good jump at 2nd and if the hitter bunts through the ball you can easily get hung up.

 

I'm not necessarily agreeing, just reporting. I'd disagree with the whole idea of bunting there, personally.

Idaho gave a sermon one Sunday and it pleased The Lord...

 

God: Idaho... That sermon was so well done... I've decided to grant you anything. One Thing... You name it.

 

Idaho: I think a Bridge to Hawaii would be wonderful... I'd like to be able to drive there.

 

God: your request is very materialistic... Think of the logistics... The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean... The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it but its hard to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you take a little more time and come up with something else.

 

Idaho: Ok... Women... I'd like to understand women... Truly understand them... What do they feel deep down inside... What makes them happy... What makes them cry.

 

God: Do you want that bridge to be two or four lanes.

Idaho gave a sermon one Sunday and it pleased The Lord...

 

God: Idaho... That sermon was so well done... I've decided to grant you anything. One Thing... You name it.

 

Idaho: I think a Bridge to Hawaii would be wonderful... I don't like to be able to drive there.

 

God: your request is very materialistic... Think of the logistics... The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean... The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it but its hard to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you take a little more time and come up with something else.

 

Idaho: Ok... Women... I'd like to understand women... Truly understand them... What do they feel deep down inside... What makes them happy... What makes them cry.

 

God: Do you want that bridge to be two or four lanes.

 

These aren't really 'disparaging to men' jokes. These are back to women.

yes! it's hammer time!

sigh. maybe I'll just go take a bath and skip Target.

 

Photos or it didn't happen.

Welp, gotta run. Just found out I have a date tonight after all. Going to see "The Butler". I assume it's a sports documentary about the two NCAA Finals a few years back. See ya later.

Idaho gave a sermon one Sunday and it pleased The Lord...

 

God: Idaho... That sermon was so well done... I've decided to grant you anything. One Thing... You name it.

 

Idaho: I think a Bridge to Hawaii would be wonderful... I'd like to be able to drive there.

 

God: your request is very materialistic... Think of the logistics... The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean... The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it but its hard to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you take a little more time and come up with something else.

 

Idaho: Ok... The Minnesota Twins... I'd love another World Series ring.

 

God: Do you want that bridge to be two or four lanes.

 

ftfy

Welp, gotta run. Just found out I have a date tonight after all. Going to see "The Butler". I assume it's a sports documentary about the two NCAA Finals a few years back. See ya later.

 

I saw that - thought it was well done. Don't recall any basketball though.