Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

[VATwinsFan]

three more strikeouts now?

 

There's one.

[Squirrel]

Wow. They got a runner home! They got a runner home!

[Riverbrian]

A variation that a female friend always liked: if a man says something in a forest and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes... It's only fair since I did Woman jokes a couple of days ago.

 

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted

[IdahoPilgrim]

Ubaldo to Samwise: "Anything you can do I can do better."

[MichiganTwins]

I want to cry. Just hit the ball. It doesn't matter where even a long foul ball will be okay too.

[Riverbrian]

We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

[VATwinsFan]

Herman is a monster!

[Squirrel]

Ubaldo to Samwise: "Anything you can do I can do better."

Great. Now I have that song in my head

[IdahoPilgrim]

Actually, they are hitting it - hard. Just need to do it a little more consistently. Ubaldo does not look sharp, the Ks notwithstanding.

[Squirrel]

We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home

[Riverbrian]

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home

 

Actually... They should try... The standard way isn't working.

[Riverbrian]

Great. Now I have that song in my head

 

Thats gonna be painful.

[Bark's Lounge]

pick up a magazine I read but don't buy then come home

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I'm following the Rochester game as well. Had bases loaded with one out, and a DP killed it. Glad to see they're effectively teaching TwinsBaseball in the system.

[Riverbrian]

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

[Riverbrian]

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

 

I didn't get this... But... I laughed anyway.

[MichiganTwins]

Hows Deduno looking on TV? Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

[ashbury]

Herman is a monster!

 

Approves:

 

[ashbury]

Great. Now I have that song in my head

 

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

[ashbury]

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes...

 

I set 'em up. You knock 'em outta the park.

[Squirrel]

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

[IdahoPilgrim]

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

 

That's just cruel.

[Squirrel]

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

Ack! That's worse!

[Riverbrian]

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

 

Umm... We are N' Sync

[Squirrel]

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

Ish

[VATwinsFan]

Approves:

 

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Exactly.

[Squirrel]

Umm... We are N' Sync

Heh. At least they didn't cover It's a Small World

[IdahoPilgrim]

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

 

Reminds me of one time we were playing poker in college. After losing a big pot, I made some offhand comment about taking my clothes out of the laundry bag and putting them back in the dresser. They all took a collection for me so I could wash my clothes.

 

Don't know why I felt compelled to share that.

[Bark's Lounge]

Damn, I'm bummed. I was looking forward to hangin' out on TD tonight. My wife says we have to go to a friends bonfire. Stupid friends... stupid wife.

 

Hello Pink Zebra Striped Zubaz and my purple leather vest!!!

[ashbury]

Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

 

My own take is, Disappointing Levi Michael is disappointing. OTOH low first round draft picks aren't 100% to ever reach the majors. But a team that has to live and die with astute talent evaluation can't afford this too handily.