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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

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Double that and you would be close. I have clothes that are older than 29.

 

I like to tell younger workers that I have socks (or undershorts) older than them.

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I was watching on TV and DickBert were railing on CLEV for the attempted steal of 3B--then the Twins try it (and Fail of course!). Gardy is a great manager. Extend him for three more years!

I was watching on TV and DickBert were railing on CLEV for the attempted steal of 3B--then the Twins try it (and Fail of course!). Gardy is a great manager. Extend him for three more years!

 

Technically it is DickCoom tonight - or is it DickRon?

I like to tell younger workers that I have socks (or undershorts) older than them.

 

...and they'd look good crumpled in a pile on your bedroom floor.

I'll trade 2 outs for a run there.

Technically it is DickCoom tonight - or is it DickRon?

 

I'd say CoomDick ... because it just sounds kinda ... ew, heh

Rochester update: 6-1 in the bottom of the 6th. Looking good for the affiliate tonight. Diamond solid so far.

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These aren't really 'disparaging to men' jokes. These are back to women.

 

The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?

The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?

I took it as it's impossible to understand women ... Idaho or otherwise. but that's okay, we are kinda difficult to understand. As difficult as men are to under .... wait ... there's nothing there to understand. :P

The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?

 

I actually have one now - and she's told me understanding women is not necessary, only obedience to them.

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I actually have one now - and I've been told understanding is not necessary. Obedience is.

Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.

Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.

 

Yeah, I modified it to clarify that the expected obedience is my obedience to her. I think she was kidding...

So, RB ... are you getting tired of programming 'Blurred Lines' over and over and over again?

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I took it as it's impossible to understand women ... Idaho or otherwise. but that's okay, we are kinda difficult to understand. As difficult as men are to under .... wait ... there's nothing there to understand. :P

 

Ok how Bout this One?

 

Q: How do you keep your Husband or Boyfriend from reading your emails?

A: Rename the folder "Instruction Manual".

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So, RB ... are you getting tired of programming 'Blurred Lines' over and over and over again?

 

We have other people who program that over and over again. My formats are on the rock side.

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Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.

 

Whatever?

Whatever?

 

That's actually my official title.

Back to the game. It has seemed like forever that the Tribe is weak against LH pitching. That is probably why I'm at bit surprised that the Twins didn't recall Diamond to face Cleveland. Duensing has cruised through eight outs--more an example that Cleveland can't hit lefties.

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Back to the game.

 

You need to work on your segues. :P

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It has seemed like forever that the Tribe is weak against LH pitching. That is probably why I'm at bit surprised that the Twins didn't recall Diamond to face Cleveland. Duensing has cruised through eight outs--more an example that Cleveland can't hit lefties.

 

I think the Twins are past the matchup portion of the year and into... If I could just find a starter portion.

Okay ... bath time ... some epsom salts and a hot soak for my back.

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