three more strikeouts now?

 

There's one.

Wow. They got a runner home! They got a runner home!

A variation that a female friend always liked: if a man says something in a forest and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes... It's only fair since I did Woman jokes a couple of days ago.

 

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted

Ubaldo to Samwise: "Anything you can do I can do better."

I want to cry. Just hit the ball. It doesn't matter where even a long foul ball will be okay too.

We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

Herman is a monster!

Ubaldo to Samwise: "Anything you can do I can do better."

Great. Now I have that song in my head

Actually, they are hitting it - hard. Just need to do it a little more consistently. Ubaldo does not look sharp, the Ks notwithstanding.

We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home

 

Actually... They should try... The standard way isn't working.

Great. Now I have that song in my head

 

Thats gonna be painful.

pick up a magazine I read but don't buy then come home

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

I'm following the Rochester game as well. Had bases loaded with one out, and a DP killed it. Glad to see they're effectively teaching TwinsBaseball in the system.

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

 

I didn't get this... But... I laughed anyway.

Hows Deduno looking on TV? Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

Herman is a monster!

 

Approves:

 

Great. Now I have that song in my head

 

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes...

 

I set 'em up. You knock 'em outta the park.

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

 

That's just cruel.

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

Ack! That's worse!

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

 

Umm... We are N' Sync

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

Ish

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Exactly.

Umm... We are N' Sync

Heh. At least they didn't cover It's a Small World

Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

 

Reminds me of one time we were playing poker in college. After losing a big pot, I made some offhand comment about taking my clothes out of the laundry bag and putting them back in the dresser. They all took a collection for me so I could wash my clothes.

 

Don't know why I felt compelled to share that.

Damn, I'm bummed. I was looking forward to hangin' out on TD tonight. My wife says we have to go to a friends bonfire. Stupid friends... stupid wife.

 

Hello Pink Zebra Striped Zubaz and my purple leather vest!!!

Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

 

My own take is, Disappointing Levi Michael is disappointing. OTOH low first round draft picks aren't 100% to ever reach the majors. But a team that has to live and die with astute talent evaluation can't afford this too handily.