David Koresh is to the Branch Davidians what Bark's Lounge is to Plouffeism.

 

 

I'll bring the marshmallows.

 

 

 

Too soon?

I get it, but I retain a slight hope that the Plouffe situation will end less tragically.

 

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Ahhh... the Good Ol' Days. Brings a tear to my eye.

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I'm not a big fan of singing 'God Bless America' in the 7th inning. Frankly, even though Irving Berlin wrote it, I just don't think it's that great of a song.

Let's see, behind 5-2 after 7 and the Twins are 2-15 w/RISP.

 

Someone give me a good reason to keep watching.

 

Note: Being a masochist is not a good reason.

I wonder if I could get a medical marijuana prescription based on Twins induced anxiety?

Note: Being a masochist is not a good reason.

 

But it's the only reason that makes sense.

Let's see, behind 5-2 after 7 and the Twins are 2-15 w/RISP.

 

Someone give me a good reason to keep watching.

 

Note: Being a masochist is not a good reason.

 

Perhaps they will show some moobs in the stands.

Perhaps they will show some moobs in the stands.

 

We really are a moob-centric bunch.

Over 1100 pa's Plouffie has this line, .230/.292/.383/.705, 85 ops+. If he wasn't great in the field, that doesn't work, ok he battles his tail off anyway.

Over 1100 pa's Plouffie has this line, .230/.292/.383/.705, 85 ops+. If he wasn't great in the field, that doesn't work, ok he battles his tail off anyway.

 

I wish that I could have a long talk with Plouffe about changing his mindset and realizing his potential. He appears to have the tools to be a great player, but does not seem able to maintain focus.

I'm not a big fan of singing 'God Bless America' in the 7th inning. Frankly, even though Irving Berlin wrote it, I just don't think it's that great of a song.

The terrorists have won.

I'll bring the marshmallows.

 

 

 

Too soon?

 

We're waiting...

 

The terrorists have won.

 

As long as Carnac lives, the terrorists can never fully triumph.

We're waiting...

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Bobby, that is AMAZING!!!

I'm not a big fan of singing 'God Bless America' in the 7th inning. Frankly, even though Irving Berlin wrote it, I just don't think it's that great of a song.

 

Maybe they should change the words:

 

"Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs,

When there's two on,

With no outs,

Keep you eye on the ball from above.

From the grounders,

To the pop ups,

To the strike outs,

All for nought,

Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs,

Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs."

I wonder if I could get a medical marijuana prescription based on Twins induced anxiety?

I don't know if you can get a Marijuana prescription for T.I.A. - but I guarantee it helps tremendously.

I don't know if you can get a Marijuana prescription for T.I.A. - but I guarantee it helps tremendously.

 

I think that it should be legalized at Target Field at any time that the Twins are hitting less than .200 with RISP. They should have a special area for those in need of medication.

Bobby, that is AMAZING!!!

 

Well, there goes Bark's Lounge's career as a super hero.

We really are a moob-centric bunch.

 

Considering the connection of TD to Twins-Centric, I shudder to think of someone starting a Moob Daily website.

I think that it should be legalized at Target Field at any time that the Twins are hitting less than .200 with RISP. They should have a special area for those in need of medication.

They charge 7 or 8 bucks for a single beer at TF. I can't even imagine what they might charge for a single...uh...dose of medication.

Maybe they should change the words:

 

"Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs,

When there's two on,

With no outs,

Keep you eye on the ball from above.

From the grounders,

To the pop ups,

To the strike outs,

All for nought,

Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs,

Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs."

 

heh ... doubt that would help. Mostly I don't like the song because of the melody. It's difficult to sing well, unless you are Kate Smith. Kind of like the SSB ... also a difficult song to sing well and it bugs me when people jazz it up too much or sing it like a dirge.

At least Dozier seems to be showing some potential for a decent career.

Considering the connection of TD to Twins-Centric, I shudder to think of someone starting a Moob Daily website.

 

Heh ... happy to say I'm glad I will never have moobs. I might get wrinkled and saggy but I still won't have moobs.

heh ... doubt that would help. Mostly I don't like the song because of the melody. It's difficult to sing well, unless you are Kate Smith. Kind of like the SSB ... also a difficult song to sing well and it bugs me when people jazz it up too much or sing it like a dirge.

 

Well, it still needs some work.

I think that it should be legalized at Target Field at any time that the Twins are hitting less than .200 with RISP. They should have a special area for those in need of medication.

Chief is right on the cost concern. I bake some brownies and sneak them into the ball park.

They charge 7 or 8 bucks for a single beer at TF. I can't even imagine what they might charge for a single...uh...dose of medication.

 

Sounds like the next great market inefficiency.

At least today is a good day for a swim in the cement pond.

Maybe they should change the words:

 

"Please go and hit the ball,

To drive in runs,

 

Nice!

At least today is a good day for a swim in the cement pond.

 

Do you have a good privacy fence around that thing?

Carnac: "Yell Bingo at the top of her lungs."

 

Ed: "Yell. Bingo. At the top of her lungs."

 

//contrived "awkward" silence, with many practiced smirks between Johnny and Ed//

 

Carnac: "Yes, oh crimson-nosed one. Yell Bingo."

 

//more silence, punctuated by forced laughter//

 

Carnac: //opens envelope// What does one sweet little old lady in an old folks home do to get another sweet little old lady to yell the "F" word at the top of her lungs?