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Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/16 7:10PM

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WOAH.

 

 

Who's that wearing Mauer's jersey tonight?

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Am I the only one that completely misread this?

 

So... Now you are thinking ChiTown is Gene Simmons.

Consider Van Morrison was censored on radio for singing "making love in the green grass" but the song "Lick it up" is perfectly ok......

So... Now you are thinking ChiTown is Gene Simmons.

I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site

I think the new Viking uniforms are gonna take some getting used to.

 

As a Twins fan you should be used to anything.

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Consider Van Morrison was censored on radio for singing "making love in the green grass" but the song "Lick it up" is perfectly ok......

 

Our Morals had gone to hell by 1983. I know because I helped bring them there.

I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site

 

Yes, but we all know that all families are basically dysfunctional.

I am biting my tongue

 

I believe Gene Simmons has that problem also.

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone

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I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site

 

I noticed the "tongue" reference.

Mmm my chicken turned out good

 

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

I've been to Buffalo/Niagara Falls twice. 1st time was my Honeymoon and the other time was with the kids. They always liked getting wet so we figured that Niagara Falls would do the trick.

 

Had to stop in Buffalo to go to the Anchor Bar where Buffalo Wings were invented. Buffalo as a city doesn't seem... Vibrant... That's the best way that I can put it nicely.

 

I would guess that Buffalo would seem like Amsterdam compared with Scranton, PA.

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone

 

Must.....bite......tongue!

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It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

 

GLORM!!!

 

What's New Glorm?

 

Now you type!!! -- "A golf ball sized neck mole was new last week... This week it's the hair that's growing out of it".

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All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone

 

Well now... I want an Ice Cream Cone... As soon as I move for the freezer... My wife is gonna throw celery at me.

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I would guess that Buffalo would seem like Amsterdam compared with Scranton, PA.

 

Never been but if its really bad... I'd like to see it.

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

 

I fit that mold perfectly... except for the job part... Oops! excuse me for a minute... I think my Ramen Noodles are burning.

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I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe

 

You can cook... Just throw stuff in a pan and stir it around and Voila.

I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe

 

So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

 

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Never been but if its really bad... I'd like to see it.

Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.

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So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

 

[video=youtube;0Skg0Ebo8Dc]

 

The Robert Palmer Girls are hot and all... I've just never been a fan of lipstick.

Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.

 

Scranton is the opposite of Amsterdam.

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Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.

 

Buffalo or Scranton wouldn't be as hazy and you don't stare at your hand in wonderment in Buffalo or Scranton.

So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

 

[video=youtube;0Skg0Ebo8Dc]

 

It's kind of funny that you posted that. I was actually hired to be in a video once, playing cello, and the video director had us kind of mimic the look of the Addicted to Love girls.

The Robert Palmer Girls are hot and all... I've just never been a fan of lipstick.

 

So if you had to be on a desert island in the 1980s and had three choices, which of the following three options would you select:

 

1. Julia Bolino

2. All of the Robert Palmer girls excluding Julia Bolino

3. Phoebe Cates

 

???

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