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Game Thread: Twins@Angels 7/22 9:05PM

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so......what's better? puking before you go to sleep or after you wake up?

 

These are not the only two options when in your condition.

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Hyman Roth on the mound...

 

"I'd give 4 million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting".

so......what's better? puking before you go to sleep or after you wake up?

 

variable: i have a cat.

 

Puke in your sleep. Just make sure you sleep on your side and not on your back. That's how Hendrix died.

so......what's better? puking before you go to sleep or after you wake up?

 

variable: i have a cat.

 

You know, if you hit the toilet, the cat can't eat it while you sleep. So.... go for it.

No, you're thinking of the actress Bernier Peters.

 

That is a different sauce altogether my friend.

These are not the only two options when in your condition.

Yeah, door #3 is not the best option in my experience.

One more time..CLLLLEEEEEEETTTTTTUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!

 

great. now i got that fatboy slim or daft punk or selena gomez song stuck in my head

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so......what's better? puking before you go to sleep or after you wake up?

 

variable: i have a cat.

 

Bon Scott told me that "during" is a real bad idea.

great. now i got that fatboy slim or daft punk or selena gomez song stuck in my head

One of the three.

Hyman Roth

 

Think he got teased on the fictional playground as a fictional kid about his fictional name?

Plouffie was waitin' for that.

That's a helluva nice play there Plouffsie/Morneausie.

Puke in your sleep. Just make sure you sleep on your side and not on your back. That's how Hendrix died.

 

Hendrix made sure to sleep on his side? I'll have to remember not to do that.

Shoulda traded Perk between innings, while he was still good.

Puke in your sleep. Just make sure you sleep on your side and not on your back. That's how Hendrix died.

 

yeah but i can't play guitar like hendrix :(

yeah but i can't play guitar like hendrix :(

Nobody can.

yeah but i can't play guitar like hendrix :(

Sure you can. Him bein' dead 'n all.

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Nobody can.

 

Amen!!!

Shoulda traded Perk between innings, while he was still good.

 

If you want him in a Twins uniform in '14 and beyond it might be good if he coughs up a couple of leads before the trade deadline this month.

Think he got teased on the fictional playground as a fictional kid about his fictional name?

Fictional friends can be so cruel.

Hendrix made sure to sleep on his side? I'll have to remember not to do that.

I need to start phrasing my jokes more carefully. You seem to get a free joke from me after every post. Well done sir.

Come on blue.

Fictional friends can be so cruel.

 

Is that a fact.

3 balls and 3 strikes

The **** was that, Dozier!!!

There's Doumit in RF again.

who's mor drunck#

I need to start phrasing my jokes more carefully. You seem to get a free joke from me after every post. Well done sir.

 

Just imagine how thrilled my sister-in-law is when I arrive for the Christmas holidays.

In fairness to Doumit he was playing no doubles

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Think he got teased on the fictional playground as a fictional kid about his fictional name?

 

I read somewhere that Puzo and Coppola originally named the character "Vestibule" Roth but it didnt sound Meyer Lansky enough.

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