Nice try but I don't think you can jinx the other pitcher.

 

I think this one is jinx free... He has no hit stuff and an opponent with nothing to play for.

 

If it gets broken up... It will be someone fighting for a spot on the roster.

But this was dinner last night ...

1987, Twins win first World Series. Tom Kelly : "Well, that was fun".

Another Meaningless Mopup Appearance for Swarzie.

 

Probably go 4 innings without allowing a run.

I have no idea how that got posted upside down. That's a 16 oz. ribeye with a French martini in the background

But this was dinner last night ...

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The food is impressive but keeping the drinks in the glass is more impressive.

1492 Columbus discovers America, Tom Kelly : "nice job, Chris".

 

tk, 1945: "anne frank? that's unfortunate."

But this was dinner last night ...

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Your friend has elbows on the table!!!

I have no idea how that got posted upside down. That's a 16 oz. ribeye with a French martini in the background

 

Is that Winston Churchill sitting across from you?

Any buffets yet?

 

does jimmy play vegas?

I'll bet the Indians play defense now... You won't see anybody laying up or half assing.

I have no idea how that got posted upside down.

 

In Vegas down is up and losing is winning.

I have no idea how that got posted upside down. That's a 16 oz. ribeye with a French martini in the background

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.

It's gonna be a no-no... I'm calling it right now.

Another dogsh-- atbat from Morneau

 

dogshow?

​kinda wanna see a no hitter here.

 

Sorry, still gonna try the rally avatar here.

tk, 1945: "anne frank? that's unfortunate."

 

Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.

It's gonna be a no-no... I'm calling it right now.

 

I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.

dogshow?

 

Dog shaming.

I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.

 

The 7th may be his last time up.

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.

 

She doesn't remember... Her last memory was Ribeye... French Martini... The memories are gone after that.

 

Elbows on the table friend is gonna to explain to her later today that She was doing handstands in her chair at the restaurant.

Sorry, still gonna try the rally avatar here.

 

Olivia!!!

Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.

 

Too Soon.

Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.

The Hindenberg? Unfortunate, but we really need to see around 1000 of these Atlantic crossings before we know how these things will work out.

I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.

 

Its Herrmann in the 7th or an infield single in the 9th. Or... A No-No.

The 7th may be his last time up.

 

I believe Bark forsees a series of walks and errors enabling Mauer to have a PA in the 9th.

Both my Sons are in the living room with me... Masterson just blows Mauer away with a 97MPH fastball...

 

I turn to my 15 year old son and say... 97 MPH... Do you know how fast that is?

 

My 15 Year old son says "I don't know"

My 19 year old son is in College... He says "umm... The answer would be 97 MPH".

 

College is paying off.

 

 

I had a similar "college is paying off" experience recently:

 

Oldest, age 21: "Studies show the first-born of the family is most likely to have the highest IQ"

 

#4, age 14: "What's IQ?"

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.

Things can get pretty interesting that way

A no hitter? NO chance. Everyone knows strikeout pitchers use too many pitches and can't pitch past the 6th or 7th inning.

The problem with the Twins lineup against Masterson today.

 

They insist on facing him one at a time!!! They'd do better if two or three faced him at once!!!

 

Adam West as Batman always benefited from the one at a time approach.