Ryan has to fire Grady now just to save his own job. Gibson won't put any asses in the seats.

Ryan has to fire Grady now just to save his own job. Gibson won't put any asses in the seats.

I was planning on going to the game on Saturday just to see Gibson. So, not to be combative, but he will, in fact, put my butt in a seat.

I was planning on going to the game on Saturday just to see Gibson. So, not to be combative, but he will, in fact, put my butt in a seat.

 

But will he put two butts in seats? Or even maybe the same seat?

 

What are we talking about again?

Ah, I see this team is trying its very hardest to be completely unwatchable again.

 

I don't want to be negative but Brock started it, this sucks!!

Do I have to pull this car over and ban you all?

But will he put two butts in seats? Or even maybe the same seat?

 

What are we talking about again?

 

I thought smoking wasn't allowed at Target Field.

How galling is it to see that 'W' next to Slowey's name?

Fortunately (?) for me, there are so many other depressing developments in my life that this one is on the back burner.

Typical of the Twins past few years. Too many games they score "big" early, then don't again.

 

Swept by the Marlins. Bah.

How galling is it to see that 'W' next to Slowey's name?

 

Galling and ironic. I felt Dick audibly gritting his teeth as Slowey wormed his way through inning after inning. Slowey probably worked his way back into the rotation with his effort.

But will he put two butts in seats? Or even maybe the same seat?

 

What are we talking about again?

Seeing as how my friend also wants to go, it sounds like he will put two butts in seats. Hopefully not the same seat. I don't like sitting on laps and I'm afraid that my legs would fall asleep if he sat on mine.

I hate missing a good game.

 

 

 

Thankfully this didn't qualify.

So, Diamondzie, you ready to swap places with Albers?

I never understood the issue with Slowey the person, if the Twins were going to lose today, I'm happy he got the win and not some random guy.

I never understood the issue with Slowey the person, if the Twins were going to lose today, I'm happy he got the win and not some random guy.

 

Dick and Dan disagree. I think Slowey killed both of their dogs and abandoned both of their sisters.

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So, Diamondzie, you ready to swap places with Albers?

 

You may as well start fitting Albers for his new nickname. We've reached another new low in Twins Starting Pitcher history. With Diamond's inevitable demotion, we'll be back to one SP left from the April rotation.

How galling is it to see that 'W' next to Slowey's name?

 

On the Twins website it'll probably look like this W-Kevin (orphan beater) Slowey (3-6)

Silver lining...no Twins players were arrested for murder today.

Dick and Dan disagree. I think Slowey killed both of their dogs and abandoned both of their sisters.

 

Still not as terrible as Tommy Herr.

When Slowey made the reference to Sisyphus, Dick and Dan disowned him for being a smarty pants.

The Twins media does not like smarty pants!!