Just watching, I'd suspect these teams are at the bottom of their division.

By all means, let's let Pelf go out there for the 7th.

 

What could go wrong?

 

Absolutely nothing...

Inconceivable.

 

You and snepp keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ell. Oh. Ell.

Doumit could have framed that one a smidgen better.

wtf. I mean, seriously. oy.

Today's game is brought to you by the letter F. F is for F's sake.

Just watching, I'd suspect these teams are at the bottom of their division.

 

The great seer, soothsayer, sage and former financial adviser to the Greek government, Carnac the Magnificent, has done it again, ladies and gentlemen.

ok, better.

The great seer, soothsayer, sage and former financial adviser to the Greek government, Carnac the Magnificent, has done it again, ladies and gentlemen.

HA HA HA HA....HO HO HA HA HA....GUFFAW GUFFAW...Ho Ho HO HO HO. Right you ARE, Johnny!!!1!

 

//sorry, don't really know how to make it sound like Ed//

Chalk?

Son of Sal would have snared both of those alleged wild pitches!

 

BTW, Fien pitched his way into real trouble and pitched his way right out of it.

Looked foul to me.

Just watching, I'd suspect these umpires suck.... really bad.

A catcher would have snared both of those alleged wild pitches!

 

Concur.

HA HA HA HA....HO HO HA HA HA....GUFFAW GUFFAW...Ho Ho HO HO HO. Right you ARE, Johnny!!!1!

 

//sorry, don't really know how to make it sound like Ed//

 

HEY-yo!

 

Carnac: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Ed: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Carnac: I just said that.

Ed: Open the envelope, oh Wise One.

Carnac: Name a pitcher, and a Minnesota Twin.

Hammer got on top of one... weird.

HEY-yo!

 

Carnac: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Ed: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Carnac: I just said that.

Ed: Open the envelope, oh Wise One.

Carnac: Name a pitcher, and a Minnesota Twin.

 

OK, that was f'ing funny.

HA HA HA HA....HO HO HA HA HA....GUFFAW GUFFAW...Ho Ho HO HO HO. Right you ARE, Johnny!!!1!

 

//sorry, don't really know how to make it sound like Ed//

Hiyo!

Son of Sal would have snared both of those alleged wild pitches!

 

Doumit was too busy artfully framing them, and got handcuffed.

OK, that was f'ing funny.

 

Your turn.

HEY-yo!

 

Carnac: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Ed: The Kool-Aid Man and Mike Pelfrey.

Carnac: I just said that.

Ed: Open the envelope, oh Wise One.

Carnac: Name a pitcher, and a Minnesota Twin.

 

Whack-a-do whack-a-do whack-a-do.

 

What to you look for when you are hunting whackas.

To speed the game up, just start Morneau at 1-2 count and proceed, especially against LHP.

Your turn.

 

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I don't know what it is, but I find that kind of creepy. Those eyes seem to follow me everywhere.

Cant remember seeing such sketchy catching.

Central Division Baseball^​TM

"Green Acres."

 

"Green...Acres."

 

"I just said that."

 

"Yes, your magnificence. Green Acres."

 

"What does Kermit have after Miss Piggy knees him in the groin?"

Carnac: E8.

Ed: E8?

Carnac: E8.

Ed: E8.

Carnac: Is there an echo in this studio?

Ed: Please, oh seer of seers, open the envelope and reveal the question.

Carnac: What did Clete Thomas do at dinnertime?

Halle Barry, last place is Anne Hathaway IMO.

 

FWIW- Halle won the 2004 Razzie for her alleged "portrayal" of CW.