Sounds like fun. No, seriously, it sounds like fun to me. Seriously.

 

Uh huh ... say that after you see my librarian personna at parties ...

Thomas has been totally gobierno throughout both halves of the fifth inning. Two great catches, a double and a single, and he delivered a baby while Morneau was batting. Just...gobierno.

Good ol' Joe. A hit. Yay.

Thomas has been totally gobierno throughout both halves of the fifth inning. Two great catches, a double and a single, and he delivered a baby while Morneau was batting. Just...gobierno.

 

Now, if you had said he delivered Mauer's Twins ... that would have been creative.

Pffft ... only the best in the world!

 

Umm, I believe the Minnesota Orchestra is the best in the world.

Umm, I believe the Minnesota Orchestra is the best in the world.

 

Well, quite honestly, they are up there ... they are a very, very fine orchestra. Well, were, until the board did their hatchet job because they don't understand music or the arts.

Now, if you had said he delivered Mauer's Twins ... that would have been creative.

 

Yeah, or if I said he'd delivered a baby from the 102-yr-old birthday girl in the stands. But I'm just reporting from the future. You think I'm making this up?

Uh huh ... say that after you see my librarian personna at parties ...

 

I'm an assistant manager at Walmart, not getting invited to a lot of high class parties.

I'm an assistant manager at Walmart, not getting invited to a lot of high class parties.

Technically, isn't your title Assistant To The Manager?

Well, folks, I'm afraid that Doumit is turning back into Doumit after spending ten days being the Dohminator.

Technically, isn't your title Assistant To The Manager?

 

I'm not a Shrute, Jim. But yes.

An outfielder catches that ball.

I'm not a Shrute, Jim. But yes.

 

Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica.

ok ... am out for a bit ... bbl

An outfielder catches that ball.

 

At least an outfielder with a little speed who doesn't have his back to the wall catches that ball. Parmelee, for instance.

Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica.

That's debatable.

I don't blame Correia for walking Brown to get to Young, but that ball 4 sure looked like strike 2 to me.

Consider closing your mouth, Delmon.

Delmon Young, Twins Secret Weapon.

Did I mention that I have completely soured on Escobar? That isn't changing so far tonight.

That Can't happen Escobar.

 

Now we got a big at bat.

He had to bend over at the waste...base hit?

 

Edit: that should be "waist." speaking of alcoholic stupor...

That Can't happen Escobar.

 

Now we got a big at bat.

 

You told him the same thing last night. He has to start listening to you, or how's he going to improve? Look at the good work you've done with Cletus!

he had to bend over at the waste...base hit?

 

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You told him the same thing last night. He has to start listening to you, or how's he going to improve? Look at the good work you've done with Cletus!

 

That is so true... In many facets of life.

 

I'm like an advice guru...

 

Ask me any question... In any area... I will give the correct advice.

OK, KC has thrown 112 pitches through five innings, and given up one run. Time for him to take a shower and go buy some lottery tickets. This reminds me of the time I was at the Dome in the early 80s, watching Rick Lysander throw an 11-hit complete game shutout. Total mastery...

He had to bend over at the waste...base hit?

 

Edit: that should be "waist." speaking of alcoholic stupor...

 

I thought you meant... Bend over and create waste.

We nearly had ourselves a Bremergasm.

We are totally winning this LOB contest. Not even close.

I just had a thought.... We might need to score to win this game...