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Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

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You got all the Bans but no badges.

 

What's with the badge fixation?

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2-3-4-5 due up. Sounds like runs.

We Game Threaders need a badge.

 

Something earned for positive participation to the spirit of the game thread.

Yes, thanks for the help on that.

 

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

 

Agatha

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

 

Hopefully the kindergarteners who were acting up will be saved from banning, assuming that they heed the warning that I posted in the thread.

Agatha

 

Agatha who?

Hopefully the kindergarteners who were acting up will be saved from banning, assuming that they heed the warning that I posted in the thread.

 

Its in Red... No one plows through red.

OK, I am heading home now. Wife cooked a chicken, so wish me luck.

Agatha who?

 

 

Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.

OK, I am heading home now. Wife cooked a chicken, so wish me luck.

 

You're already lucky it isn't liver and onions.

Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.
Ban his ass.
Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.

 

Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent we score more than one run off this guy???

Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent we score more than one run off this guy???

True that

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

 

Careful what you ask for, keep in mind the target audience.

If Snepp was here... He could find and post some good body part pictures. He's like an Internet pro or something.

 

I double-checked all of my "favorite" bookmarks.

 

 

Massive TD policy violations.

What time does the draft start tomorrow?

What's with the badge fixation?

 

Badges? Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!

Ban his ass.

 

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Arizona

Arizona Who?

Arizona room for one of us on this thread!

I'm well aware of Snepp's talents.

 

Thankfully one of us is, because I sure as hell don't know what they are.

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

 

Disappoint, I am.

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Arizona

Arizona Who?

Arizona room for one of us on this thread!

 

Knock knock.

who's there?

Grand Forks.

Grand Forks who?

 

Oh yeah? Right backatcha, pal.

Badges? Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!

 

Did that one yesterday. You are awarded 0 internets.

Somebody came in late and is just now reading through the game thread.

Knock knock.

who's there?

Grand Forks.

Grand Forks who?

 

Oh yeah? Right backatcha, pal.

 

Reminds me of my favorite knock knock joke, in a similar vein but not veiled. From the movie Catch Me If You Can:

 

Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?

Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.

Carl Hanratty: Knock. Knock.

Earl Amdursky: Who's there?

Carl Hanratty: Go **** yourselves.

Somebody came in late and is just now reading through the game thread.

 

Who?

To my niece when she was 4 years old: knock knock

 

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

 

Her response:

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana you glad to see me?

 

(wide smile)

Did that one yesterday. You are awarded 0 internets.

 

My bad, I missed class and then I skipped the required reading.

Disappoint, I am.

 

There can be a certain style in just dropping the bat and turning toward the dugout. +1.

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