lol ... i was going to say more like ... that's better than a whatever ... but yours was good

Must...resist...

OK... I'm gonna keep trying...

 

Ummm... Where does asking a lady "when is the baby due" mistaken cuz she's not pregnant rank.

 

That's better than avian flu, unless the lady is my wife in which case I might end up eating broken glass.

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

 

The ones that needed shooting were taken care of before I got my chance at it.

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

 

Glorm... Comes back solid.

Must...resist...

 

Oh, Chief, please don't ...

Not all of them...

 

 

 

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That is sweet. I would buy a t-shirt of that, especially if it said California instead of Iowa.

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

Suddenly I feel even luckier that all I got was a deleted post and the non-specific glare.

That is a fantastic idea... We need a business plan and investors.

It sounds disgusting. But it has sugar so I'd probably buy it.

Oh, Chief, please don't ...

 

Oddly enough, that's a phrase I hear a lot from Mrs Chief these days...

Ummm... Where does that Pringles Can that is too small to fit my hand in... So you can't reach the bottom half of the chips... Ummm... Fall.

 

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

Francoeur in for defense in the ninth?!?

The ones that needed shooting were taken care of before I got my chance at it.

I think he's saying you might still get your chance if you stick around.

Meanwhile, back at the ol' ballpark, this has been a pretty entertainment-free game. Even the dozens of KC fans in attendance can't seem to work up an interest.

It sounds disgusting. But it has sugar so I'd probably buy it.

 

Can o' cake? It's fruitcake, simply stated. Avoid.

That's better than avian flu, unless the lady is my wife in which case I might end up eating broken glass.

 

Not to mention... being MISTAKEN on that subject with your WIFE.

 

I think Chief will agree that would perhaps be your biggest problem to come back from.

 

Flowers won't cut it.

Oddly enough, that's a phrase I hear a lot from Mrs Chief these days...

 

You are painting a very definite picture of yourself ...

Oh, they're still playing?

Wait, the game's still on???

Mauersie leads off with a single. This could be a big inning.

Okay, well ... that did actually happen to me once ... and at the time I weighed about 120 lbs, but was wearing a sundress with an empire waist ... I was just a bit mystified and didn't correct the woman who asked. I think if someone asked me that now, I'd out and out faint given my age.

 

Two weeks ago I got carded when I tried to buy a beer at the airport. I went to get my wife so that she would believe me.

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

Good to know, if I ever start eating them in moderation instead of just shaking the full can vigorously and pouring the broken pieces into my mouth.

Mauersie leads off with a single. This could be a big inning.

 

I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.

Man, I can't decide if I want Pringles or cake in a can. Maybe both?

Francoeur in for defense in the ninth?!?

Let's hope he gets a chance to work his defensive magic...

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

Alternatively, I've had good luck with tipping the can.

I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.

 

Second guesser, eh?

Alternatively, I've had good luck with tipping the can.

 

That's what they called it back then?

Two weeks ago I got carded when I tried to buy a beer at the airport. I went to get my wife so that she would believe me.

 

Two weeks ago... I was sitting naked in big tub of vanilla pudding. Singing Camptown Races while air guitarist with a tennis racket.

 

We lead different lives.

Suddenly I feel even luckier that all I got was a deleted post and the non-specific glare.

 

You and snepp and I all know that you got off easy with the deleted post. I know that it's not always easy to follow the TD policy, and hopefully you know why we try so hard to preserve a respectful tone, at least outside game threads.

I'd really like to have KC continue their losing streak. That would be good for me.