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Game Thread: Twins vs. Brewers, 5/29 - 7:10pm

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Twins win!

 

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l34iHqLdNL4/Tnv9_q-oK7I/AAAAAAAAAvo/4tpFMrPZC8o/s1600/Twins+Win.jpg

I'd apologize, but I'm pretty sure a heartfelt apology would also be a violation.

 

Automatic bannination. I don't think a moderator even has to be involved, the software does it automagically.

So the signal is out on direct TV the last 5 minutes. The paused the game for us folks in Fargo did they not?

I understand Chief is enjoying the earlybird special at Denny's.

 

But it's only 3:30 th.... oh, right, that must be it.

So the signal is out on direct TV the last 5 minutes. The paused the game for us folks in Fargo did they not?

 

Yes. Ignore all the comments the past five minutes. We were just guessing.

Perk stretches his K lead. I understand Chief is enjoying the earlybird special at Denny's.

 

He's likely at Country Kitchen getting served by yarnivek.

But do you know what happened to Agnetha Faltskog?

 

She went to "Waterloo" ... Where she ran into Napoleon... Napoleon was running low on troops and in deep dispair. Agnetha said to him... "Take a chance on me". So Napoleon did... Agnatha trudged forward carrying behind her a Cannon... She was quickly surrounded by Wellingtons Troops and realizing the Danger... She sent an "S.O.S." She yelled "Mamma Mia" and Wellington realized she wasn't French and let her go.

 

She was so happy she started Dancing... Ferdinand VII of Spain saw her dancing and married her... Making her the "Dancing Queen". She called him "Fernando" and they lived happily ever after.

 

In Sweden

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In that case I hope he has some tips to share on tomorrow night's game - I need to pay my sports book a visit anyway.

Or if you have a spare DeLorean sitting around and you're handy with nuclear fusion, you could always go get a copy of the 2025 Sports Almanac...

Twins win!

 

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l34iHqLdNL4/Tnv9_q-oK7I/AAAAAAAAAvo/4tpFMrPZC8o/s1600/Twins+Win.jpg

Celebration or gang initiation?

Celebration or gang initiation?

 

Baseball is so... violent!

Yes. Ignore all the comments the past five minutes. We were just guessing.

 

I feel as though I should recieve a refund of some sort. Who do I speak to about this?

She went to "Waterloo" ... Where she ran into Napoleon... Napoleon was running low on troops and in deep dispair. Agnetha said to him... "Take a chance on me". So Napoleon did... Agnatha trudged forward carrying behind her a Cannon... She was quickly surrounded by Wellingtons Troops and realizing the Danger... She sent an "S.O.S." She yelled "Mamma Mia" and Wellington realized she wasn't French and let her go.

 

She was so happy she started Dancing... Ferdinand VII of Spain saw her dancing and married her... Making her the "Dancing Queen". He called him "Fernando" and they lived happily ever after.

 

In Sweden

 

http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4ee67e2169bedd1060000000-400-300/boone-otter-toga-party-animal-house.png

On a roll... again.

Or if you have a spare DeLorean sitting around and you're handy with nuclear fusion, you could always go get a copy of the 2025 Sports Almanac...

 

If I had a spare DeLorean I wouldn't be begging for inside info on games.

 

/ I'd be on a date with the young lady in the avatar. Who, by the way, deserves some credit for the past two nights' wins.

 

// oh, and to save anyone else the trouble of saying it: "fat chance" with regard to the avatar chick

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I feel as though I should recieve a refund of some sort. Who do I speak to about this?

 

Speak to Chief. He'll be by shortly, and will take care of it.

That would be true even if I were in your timezone. He's too subtle for me.

 

Is "subtle" code for "not funny" or am I reading too much into that.

In Sweden

 

Some of these remind me of ABBA songs.

Is "subtle" code for "not funny" or am I reading too much into that.

 

Sometimes I just don't find the right wording, and I have to rely on RB or Chief to edit it for me to get the laff. Just bangin' 'em out and hittin' Post and movin' on. In this case I was just saying RB gets the jokes faster than I do.

Some of these remind me of ABBA songs.

 

All that work... Writing that at Glunn's behest and he leaves the thread and misses it.

 

Its tough being me.

Its tough being me.

 

I'm guessing it would be tougher being anyone else.

I'm guessing it would be tougher being anyone else.

 

Ba doom boom...

I'm never sure how to spell a rim shot properly.

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She went to "Waterloo" ... Where she ran into Napoleon... Napoleon was running low on troops and in deep dispair. Agnetha said to him... "Take a chance on me". So Napoleon did... Agnatha trudged forward carrying behind her a Cannon... She was quickly surrounded by Wellingtons Troops and realizing the Danger... She sent an "S.O.S." She yelled "Mamma Mia" and Wellington realized she wasn't French and let her go.

 

She was so happy she started Dancing... Ferdinand VII of Spain saw her dancing and married her... Making her the "Dancing Queen". She called him "Fernando" and they lived happily ever after.

 

In Sweden

 

Well, that's the strangest post I've seen in awhile. An ode to ABBA in a game thread.

Is "subtle" code for "not funny" or am I reading too much into that.

http://cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/hockeyfight.jpg?w=300

Well, that's the strangest post I've seen in awhile.

 

C'mon man. The thread about a AAA CFer being lost on waivers was just this week.

Ba doom boom...

I'm never sure how to spell a rim shot properly.

 

She went to "Waterloo" ... Where she ran into Napoleon... Napoleon was running low on troops and in deep dispair. Agnetha said to him... "Take a chance on me". So Napoleon did... Agnatha trudged forward carrying behind her a Cannon... She was quickly surrounded by Wellingtons Troops and realizing the Danger... She sent an "S.O.S." She yelled "Mamma Mia" and Wellington realized she wasn't French and let her go.

 

She was so happy she started Dancing... Ferdinand VII of Spain saw her dancing and married her... Making her the "Dancing Queen". She called him "Fernando" and they lived happily ever after.

 

In Sweden

 

Well done my friend. And it appears that we share (another) common obsession.

 

[video=youtube;0U87mak3NRI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U87mak3NRI

Well, that's the strangest post I've seen in awhile. An ode to ABBA in a game thread.

 

An ode to Agnetha. Huge difference.

Well, that's the strangest post I've seen in awhile. An ode to ABBA in a game thread.

 

The Game Thread you start every day has become a magical place where anything can happen.

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