I am back and glad that wife could not read this post.

 

The poor thing... There are some adult Reading classes in the LA area... I'm sure.

Hitting a lot of guys tends to tie into not pitching so many innings, though.

Usually, although Detroit control wizard Fister (knock it off) led the majors with 11. Since he's hardly ever wild, I'm guessing he's just mean.

 

Deduno's 5 wild pitches last year project to nearly double the 2012 league leaders' totals if he'd pitched 200+ innings.

 

So he's versatile.

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Parmelee is evidently Doug Mientkiewicz.

 

Also I loved the split screen of Deduno celebrating and praying. He is my favorite Twins player by far and I don't even care if he implodes.

 

God... you and me... Complete agreement. He's too interesting to watch.

The poor thing... There are some adult Reading classes in the LA area... I'm sure.

 

It's really sweet that Ashburyjohn uses her as his avatar, though.

The poor thing... There are some adult Reading classes in the LA area... I'm sure.

 

+1 sir. A double-like button is also needed. I'm not sure even Chief could top that one.

Parmelee is evidently Doug Mientkiewicz.

 

Also I loved the split screen of Deduno celebrating and praying. He is my favorite Twins player by far and I don't even care if he implodes.

 

Someone should start a poll where we can vote on our favorite Twins player.

It's really sweet that Ashburyjohn uses her as his avatar, though.

 

Paging Chief once again for entendre-patrol, double or triple I'm not sure.

Someone should start a poll where we can vote on our favorite Twins player.

 

Consider it started.

 

Deduno

The poor thing... There are some adult Reading classes in the LA area... I'm sure.

 

You are on fire tonight my friend.

Paging Chief once again for entendre-patrol, double or triple I'm not sure.

 

Just a minute, I've got to put my kids to bed before they try to read over my shoulder.

control wizard Fister (knock it off)

 

Giggity. Should we launch an all-dirty all-star team discussion? I'll nominate Dick Pole.

 

/ never mind, the favorite Twin survey takes precedence. I'll go with Rusty Kuntz.

Just a minute, I've got to put my kids to bed before they try to read over my shoulder.

 

Don't want anyone in your house laffing before you get the jokes?

Either a walk or a home run by Parm would be perfect here.

You are on fire tonight my friend.

No, in a good way, really!

Paging Chief once again for entendre-patrol, double or triple I'm not sure.

 

Yeah... where is Chief? It's only what... 1:30PM in Tucson...can't be past his bedtime.

Boy, that's two very, very nice defensive plays in a very tough spot. Nice job. Made better by the shot of Deduno practicing winning the Olympic gold medal after Parmelee's catch.

Correction, that is WBC title.

No, in a good way, really!

 

Awesome... I'm well versed in the story of what happened to the drummer from Spinal Tap.

Either a walk or a home run by Parm would be perfect here.

 

How do you feel about the strikeout?

Yeah... where is Chief? It's only what... 1:30PM in Tucson...can't be past his bedtime.

 

It's still Memorial Day there, he's riding on a float downtown.

Correction, that is WBC title.

 

You are correct, sir.

Awesome... I'm well versed in the story of what happened to the drummer from Spinal Tap.

 

But do you know what happened to Agnetha Faltskog?

Florimon must feel left out. He is the only player who doesn't have exactly one hit tonight.

You are correct, sir.

 

A correct correction? I think that violates some TD policy, doesn't it?

It's still Memorial Day there, he's riding on a float downtown.

 

What? There is no water to float on in Tucson.

 

​hey... That accidentally rhymes.

How do you feel about the strikeout?

 

Pretty disappointed, but if Deduno and the Twins get the win, it will be a great night.

Yeah... where is Chief? It's only what... 1:30PM in Tucson...can't be past his bedtime.

But it's 1:30 tomorrow, so the game was over last night for him.

What? There is no water to float on in Tucson.

 

​hey... That accidentally rhymes.

 

What are the waters you float on in Tucson? Catchy, I'll try and find a Beatles tune that matches it.

Edited May 30, 201313 yr by ashburyjohn
fixed it up better

Perk stretches his K lead. I understand Chief is enjoying the earlybird special at Denny's.

A correct correction? I think that violates some TD policy, doesn't it?

I'd apologize, but I'm pretty sure a heartfelt apology would also be a violation.

But it's 1:30 tomorrow, so the game was over last night for him.

 

In that case I hope he has some tips to share on tomorrow night's game - I need to pay my sports book a visit anyway.