Lineups:

 

Twins:

Jamey Carroll 2B

Joe Mauer C

Justin Morneau 1B

Trevor Plouffe 3B

Oswaldo Arcia DH

Wilkin Ramirez LF

Chris Parmelee RF

Aaron Hicks CF

Pedro Florimon SS

(Pedro Hernandez P)*

 

Red Sox:

Shane Victorino CF

Jonny Gomes LF

Dustin Pedroia 2B

David Ortiz DH

Mike Napoli 1B

Daniel Nava RF

Will Middlebrooks 3B

Jarrod Saltalamacchia C

Pedro Ciriaco SS

(John Lackey P)

Am I missing something? Is there a reason Dozier is sitting again?

He needs to be fresh for watching The Sandlot after the game.

 

 

 

(I have no idea)

Am I missing something? Is there a reason Dozier is sitting again?

 

Carroll is playing better? Almost 100 pt higher BA to date.

Good inning for Pedro

Good inning for Pedro

Dickbert, as they come back from break: "A scoreless top of the first!!..."

Dickbert, as they come back from break: "A scoreless top of the first!!..."

 

It was an exciting path the game started down.

Alright, I think I can say it definitively now:

 

It's not the weather, this sideline girl just cannot string multiple sentences together without falling all over herself. It's painful and someone may need to show her some mercy and minimize how often they spotlight her.

Alright, I think I can say it definitively now:

 

It's not the weather, this sideline girl just cannot string multiple sentences together without falling all over herself. It's painful and someone may need to show her some mercy and minimize how often they spotlight her.

 

Sideline Girl > Telly.

Bring back Telly.

Oops

Sideline Girl > Telly.

 

Telly's rock-gargling interviews > Jeff Gray

Telly's rock-gargling interviews > Jeff Gray

 

Based on entertainment value, yes.

Looking at the radar they will be lucky to get 7 in today

Oops

It's still 0-0. We all know it's impossible to hit HRs at TF.

It's still 0-0. We all know it's impossible to hit HRs at TF.

 

Oh... That didn't happen... Whew... That's a load off. I swore I saw Middlebrooks go Oppo.

It's still 0-0. We all know it's impossible to hit HRs at TF.

 

It's impossible to HRs to RF at TF so I think that one counts.

Offense needs an oil change.

Offense needs an oil change.

 

Something with more Viscosity.

Offense needs an oil change.

 

 

While they're doing that we'll send the starting staff to get an enema.

While they're doing that we'll send the starting staff to get an enema.

 

 

I think it worse.... time to fulfill the living will and pull the feeding tube.

While they're doing that we'll send the starting staff to get an enema.

 

lol... Although that will be very new territory for most mechanics.

 

How about an alignment for the Starter Staff. Eh Eh?

I just saw the replay on that Gomes flare.

 

My question... Does Hicks have a gun or not? Looking at wide angle replay they showed... He had a shot at Victorino at third.

Twins Baseball^​TM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^{(Stepping all over Snepp's line)}

Pedro ain't deserving this.

Plouffe'd

If we want to avoid getting through 5 those are the kind of plays that help out. Probably gotta drag 2 and half innings another 90 minutes.

Big Arias, not happy.

I have unfortunate timing as to when I tune into a game.

Should be 2 outs now. Gomes looked at strike 3. Terrible