Twins Valentine's Day Cards!

[Melissa Berman]

Happy Valentine's Day and day before pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training! To celebrate, here are some Twins Valentine's Day cards for you to pass on to your baseball-loving Valentine... or for you or your friends to chuckle at! Let me know your favorite one!

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[chinmusic]

a few standouts...

I want to cultivate my love with you

We're a match Maeda in heaven

You Rocco my world [handsome devil] (ray)

and obviously

You were always my first choice😇

 

 

 

[Squirrel]

Love these!

[Melissa Berman]

1 hour ago, Squirrel said:

Love these!

Had so much fun making these 😂 I've been stockpiling ideas for months 

[Melissa Berman]

1 hour ago, chinmusic said:

a few standouts...

I want to cultivate my love with you

We're a match Maeda in heaven

You Rocco my world [handsome devil] (ray)

and obviously

You were always my first choice😇

 

 

 

Those are a few of my favorites too 😂I also like the Kyle Farmer "cultivate" one. I could've run with even more farm puns 

[Craig Arko]

24 minutes ago, Melissa Berman said:

Those are a few of my favorites too 😂I also like the Kyle Farmer "cultivate" one. I could've run with even more farm puns 

Green Acres is the place to be.

[Squirrel]

1 hour ago, Melissa Berman said:

Had so much fun making these 😂 I've been stockpiling ideas for months 

They were fun and clever … and I had fun reading them!

[ashbury]

Lots of good ones, but you could have stopped at the first Correa card and still gotten a Like from me.

[Lou Hennessy]

Killed it once again! These are gold 😂

[LastOnePicked]

2 hours ago, Melissa Berman said:

Had so much fun making these 😂

They are glorious. Great work. The Pagan one made my day.

[sun]

I posted these on my wife's Facebook page!

You're the Goat 

You're the best catch I ever made

We're a match Maeda in Heaven

[Vanimal46]

Being your valentine makes my heart beat faster than an Emilio Pagan appearance in the 9th inning, babe ❤️
 

 

[Vanimal46]

Knock knock. 

Who’s there?

Eephus. 

Eephus who?

Let’s Eephus heart shaped pizza and watch trashy TV on the couch together. 

Love, Willians Astudillo ❤️

[Vanimal46]

Babe, without you I’d be more lost than Miguel Sano playing RF ❤️

[RJA]

Outstanding work.  My three favorites:  always my first choice, match Maeda in heaven, and you Rocco my world.  What about Falvey--I'm Falvey in love with you.  

[Richie the Rally Goat]

3 hours ago, Melissa Berman said:

Had so much fun making these 😂 I've been stockpiling ideas for months 

Great work! I laughed so hard!

“You were always my first choice.” OMG!

[Melissa Berman]

17 minutes ago, RJA said:

Outstanding work.  My three favorites:  always my first choice, match Maeda in heaven, and you Rocco my world.  What about Falvey--I'm Falvey in love with you.  

Oh that's REALLY good. Making a mental note on that one 🤔

[Melissa Berman]

36 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Being your valentine makes my heart beat faster than an Emilio Pagan appearance in the 9th inning, babe ❤️
 

 

This is AMAZING lol. We all can relate to this one 

[Melissa Berman]

51 minutes ago, sun said:

I posted these on my wife's Facebook page!

You're the Goat 

You're the best catch I ever made

We're a match Maeda in Heaven

The Nick Gordon one is one of my favorites too. I'm so happy people are getting the reference 😄

I should've photoshopped some gold glove trophies onto the catch card

[Melissa Berman]

15 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Great work! I laughed so hard!

“You were always my first choice.” OMG!

That Correa one I knew I had to put at the very top 😂 Thanks so much for the kind words!!

[Melissa Berman]

1 hour ago, LastOnePicked said:

They are glorious. Great work. The Pagan one made my day.

Thanks for the kind words 😄 I got a good chuckle out of that one too

[Melissa Berman]

2 hours ago, ashbury said:

Lots of good ones, but you could have stopped at the first Correa card and still gotten a Like from me.

I knew that one had to be at the very top lol

[Vanimal46]

You’ve slid head first into my heart, babe ❤️
 

[Vanimal46]

After all of these years together, I’m still in awe of you ❤️
 

[Vanimal46]

You’re beary cute. Be my Valentine? ❤️

 

I’ll see myself out now…

[DocBauer]

I'm a bachelor and happy, but a bit of "bah, humbug" Valentine Day person. But this made me smile and LOL. 

Thanks for the hard work and the laughs. And to other contributions that did the same.

[tarheeltwinsfan]

Very clever. Has anyone ever told you that you'd make a good attorney?

[Melissa Berman]

8 hours ago, Vanimal46 said:

You’re beary cute. Be my Valentine? ❤️

 

I’ll see myself out now…

This is ADORABLE. Love this one- I would've never thought to include TC!!😄

[sun]

11 minutes ago, Melissa Berman said:

This is ADORABLE. Love this one- I would've never thought to include TC!!😄

Did you make one up with Luis Arraez before he was traded?

[Melissa Berman]

2 minutes ago, sun said:

Did you make one up with Luis Arraez before he was traded?

I was planning on doing some sort of eyes pun again (last year I did "I've got my Arraez on you") or something related to the batting champion. Hadn't made one yet though 😂