So does the Florimonster.

 

Sorry, homeruns don't count.

I wonder if, in games like this where both starters are getting shelled, opposing managers ever get into a staring contest. "I won't bust into my bullpen if you don't bust into yours" kind of thing.

 

edit: Guess not.

So long, Webbie.

I've never seen a game like this before... These guys aren't just hitting the ball, they're launching the damned thing to the moon every time.

Leave it to Gardy. A slow pitch softball game breaks out and he hasn't added a rover to the OF yet.

3 games into this series it finally dawned on me why Red Sox fans are so rowdy. they have 3 and a half hours to drink before last call

One has to wonder if Mauer could bat .400 in a Red Sox uniform.

If he had spent his career in Boston, it would have already happened.

Leave it to Gardy. A slow pitch softball game breaks out and he hasn't added a rover to the OF yet.

Dick with the "slow pitch softball swing" call just moments after your post....

Oswaldo must have seen Jenny Dell roaming the right field stands. He took a gander over there mid swing

All right Hicks...now would be good.

I hope Hicks goes deep and then flips his bat to Carroll.

...and it was good.

 

I retract my 15-10 prediction. 15 runs may not win this game.

Now if we could just get opposing teams to use only left-handed pitchers when Hicksie is in the lineup.

4 run lead, restored. We'll just lay back and enjoy the rest of the game, I'm sure

9 runs on the board in the top of the 2nd. Anybody feel safe?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Definitely time to have Florimon pee in the cup. Holy crap.

Enjoy this, we all know they won't score anymore runs for the rest of the week.

Put in Aceves!! I want to fully enjoy this **** show.

That one's a BIP, Cunuck.

I expect to see Belichick make some adjustments at halftime.

 

The Patriots are still in this one, folks.

I expect to see Belichick make some adjustments at halftime.

 

The Patriots are still in this one, folks.

Don't forget, He's also coaching against the Vikings' porous secondary.

Geez, we only got 7 runs in the second inning. What's wrong with this team?

 

Chihuahua!!

The Twins .875 BABIP isn't sustainable

Sprint back to your position, Hicksie.

All right. Who are those players in the blue jerseys and what have they done with the Twins?

The Twins .875 BABIP isn't sustainable

 

Sox down to .800 after that AB. Pedro's just getting a bit luckier.

Way to throw it back to the infield, Hicksie!