May 7, 201313 yr I was recently appointed to a special task force to make recommendations to enhance governmental transparency. This has already made me miss one Twins game. Isn't that enough? And just exactly what transpired in this closed-door meeting, hmmmm?
May 7, 201313 yr http://rotoauthority.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834515b9a69e2017d42b86102970c-200wi This is not photoshopped
May 7, 201313 yr You weren't offered any? I have had offers from people to help me run for City Council, but I am not interested.
May 7, 201313 yr Hey, wait...you're getting paid to post on game threads? Sweet! Who do I talk to to set that up? Well... It's an exclusive club... I thought you were part of that club. Obviously not... Practice up and I'm sure an invite will be coming.
May 7, 201313 yr Strikeouts versus pitch to contact? So far the Twins are getting some doubles, but in view of all the called third strikes I'd like to see some of the batters adopt swing-to-contact.
May 7, 201313 yr I suppose 3-0 lead off Buchholz is nothing to sneeze at, but why do I still have this sense of impending doom? I was really hoping we could blow this open in the 1st inning.
May 7, 201313 yr Glunn, my brother, I say this with the utmost respect...you may want to adjust your snarkmeter to a more sensitive setting.
May 7, 201313 yr Baseball reference team pages do. They call it L/SO Guess I need to find my paypal account and give that site a donation.
May 7, 201313 yr I have had offers from people to help me run for City Council, but I am not interested. I meant the corruption, but you are clearly too upstanding to have caught that.
May 7, 201313 yr I suppose 3-0 lead off Buchholz is nothing to sneeze at, but why do I still have this sense of impending doom? I was really hoping we could blow this open in the 1st inning.Yep, we need a 3 run lead at the very least if we are going to run Perkins out there in the 9th.
May 7, 201313 yr I thought I heard Bremer call him Clay butt hole after last inning. It's a pet name.
May 7, 201313 yr I have had offers from people to help me run for City Council, but I am not interested. Beverly Hills City Council... hmm... Discussion on which Rubber Glove Contract should be accepted for sanitary removal of the homeless to Hacienda Heights. Specific Dog Parks for Bichon Frise and Poodles only... Larger Breeds elsewhere.
May 7, 201313 yr Look at that... Mauer swung early. Took away automatic strike one, and it worked. Me likey.
May 7, 201313 yr Glunn, my brother, I say this with the utmost respect...you may want to adjust your snarkmeter to a more sensitive setting. I recommend this one, hasn't let me down yet. http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/junah42/Snark/Funny/snarkometer_other.jpg
May 7, 201313 yr I have made it a lifelong goal never to get involved with any woman who can kick my ass. "Hey pal...you're not done yet." Maybe you can desensitize yourself to dominance issues through exposure to images of familiar cartoon characters exploring these boundaries... http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff266/AlasTTTair/marge4.jpg
May 7, 201313 yr Glunn, my brother, I say this with the utmost respect...you may want to adjust your snarkmeter to a more sensitive setting. My snarkmeter is broken from repeatedly slamming from snark to slobber in these game threads.
May 7, 201313 yr 5 IP, 4ER. For the love of God, somebody get Buchholz some hemmorhoid cream for his sleeve.
May 7, 201313 yr That's breedist. Stop the hate.The homeless were exiled years ago. Interestingly, I have been lobbying for a dog park.
May 7, 201313 yr I just want to say that I had stopped eating Potato Salad. There was no reason... Just never ordered... Requested it or thought about it. It's been about 10 years and it just occurred to me that I like Potato Salad.
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