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Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Indians, 5/3

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Like, just the two of you... or involving a third wheel... if ya know what i mean...

 

Oh, it's romantic. Food Truck Friday in Reno Nevada - link - we're going to head down the hill and partake. (It was her night to cook... don't tell her I made that connection.)

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Not goin' there my brother. Not goin' there.

 

In other news, I have just been informed by my wife that we have a date tonight. Will be leaving in a few minutes...

 

 

My wife informed that I was raking. I'd trade but its too late...

 

I Missed the first inning but I got the front yard done in 3 minutes. The neighbors were laughing at my speed raking. It must have been a sight.

Way to go, Joe!

 

Very satisfying to have a catcher with teh l33t skillz.

Not goin' there my brother. Not goin' there.

 

In other news, I have just been informed by my wife that we have a date tonight. Will be leaving in a few minutes...

 

You going somewhere televising the game? My wife wants me to go out with her at 8.

You going somewhere televising the game? My wife wants me to go out with her at 8.

 

Nevermind.

Nevermind.

 

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic) – 5:01

"In Bloom" – 4:14

"Come as You Are" – 3:39

"Breed" – 3:03

"Lithium" – 4:17

"Polly" – 2:57

"Territorial Pissings" (Cobain, Chet Powers) – 2:22

"Drain You" – 3:43

"Lounge Act" – 2:36

"Stay Away" – 3:32

"On a Plain" – 3:16

"Something in the Way" – 3:55

Nevermind.

 

That's what the Delete function (within the Edit function) is for. :)

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic) – 5:01

...

 

I kept yelling Freebird at their concerts but they never would play it.

That's what the Delete function (within the Edit function) is for. :)

 

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

I kept yelling Freebird at their concerts but they never would play it.

 

I was yelling "play something you know" and they did.

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

 

OK. Never mind, then.

Meanwhile, back at the game... Doumit is not helping matters.

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

 

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

OK. Never mind, then.

 

 

Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials.

 

Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Litella.

 

Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

 

And boy are my arms tired!

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

 

By my reading of it, aircraft may not even have been involved.

Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?

 

And what's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?

We are still happy with Hernandez... Right?

 

Runs happen every once in awhile... Right?

And what's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?

 

What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

No worries. I'm a responsible user of opiates.

A fat pitch to Kipnis? Oh, a FAST pitch. Never mind.

Good trip to the mound for Anderson - settle him down, get out of the inning.

Good trip to the mound for Anderson - settle him down, get out of the inning.

Dick?

Dick?

 

No thanks, already got one.

Dick?

 

No, I am not Bert Blyleven, but I play him on the internet.

Hard struck ball by Plouffe... I sense a roll starting to roll.

All right, I am off to eat food from out of multiple trucks. Pray for me...

 

I will pray for Doumit.

Hard struck ball by Plouffe... I sense a roll starting to roll.

 

"Rolling...rolling...rolling on the river." -CCR

Hopefully, Plouffe's hot streak began today. One homer and one near homer already.

The ump can't seem to locate the plate.

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