I’d like an R

 

sorry, there are no R’s

2 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

Twins slap around Will Smith.

Well we’ve seen what it’s like when it’s the other way around.

I am a bad person and I want to see Pagan give up more HRs here because I do not like him and do not want him on the team. 

All that great stuff Pagan has seems rather hittable.

Just now, Winston Smith said:

All that great stuff Pagan has seems rather hittable.

Needs the Sonny Gray conviction quotient.

5 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I’d like an R

 

sorry, there are no R’s

Sorry, you missed the memo.  The bar has been lowered.  We are only playing for “get a hit” or “advance runner to third” in a game anymore, not even bothering to try for runs.

Hey, might as well treat runs like RBI's, they just don't mean that much as long as you keep your OPS up and your daily win quotient is positive. C'mon.

3 minutes ago, AlwaysinModeration said:

Sorry, you missed the memo.  The bar has been lowered.  We are only playing for “get a hit” or “advance runner to third” in a game anymore, not even bothering to try for runs.

When did they start trying to advance runners?

13 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I’d like an R

 

sorry, there are no R’s

The only letter we have lately 

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

The only letter we have lately 

I’d like to buy a vowel

In 1999, Marty Cordova led the Twins in RBI with 70. That was the lowest amount I saw looking back at the last 30 years of history on baseball reference. Jorge Polanco leads the 2022 Twins with 55 RBI. 41 games left. Will a Twins hitter finish with more than 70 RBI this year? 

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

In 1999, Marty Cordova led the Twins in RBI with 70. That was the lowest amount I saw looking back at the last 30 years of history on baseball reference. Jorge Polanco leads the 2022 Twins with 55 RBI. 41 games left. Will a Twins hitter finish with more than 70 RBI this year? 

Miranda 

Twins score!

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Twins score!

It’s a Christmas miracle

Jose Miranda, solid rookie season.

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

It’s a Christmas miracle

Festivus Miracle in our house

Celestino is who I thought he was!

At least there’s a pulse with the bats now. Let’s see if Urshela has the clutch gene tonight. 

Another!

5 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Festivus Miracle in our house

I think we have the airing of the grievances down.

Always making it interesting!

well, not always, but still 

Is there anyone, anyone at all, available to pinch hit for Cave?

There’s a spot in the Twins hall of fame here for you Jake Cave if you can deliver … 

Worst feeling in the world.  

Golden sombrero 

CAVE

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Is there anyone, anyone at all, available to pinch hit for Cave?

Can Ryan hit

Sheez . . . Cave . . . 0-4 . . . 4 strikeouts.

We just don’t win against the big boys.

2 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Is there anyone, anyone at all, available to pinch hit for Cave?

BECKHAM AND LEON