16 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

How many 2 strike hits can the Twins surrender?

 

 

264 coming into today.

Latroy really likes to talk about time somewhere close to 4:20. I'd like to have him over for a game.

3 minutes ago, operation mindcrime said:

Thanks now I've got that Cyndi Lauper song in my head! 

Infallible method to get any song out of your head:

Hum the theme from "Hawaii Five-Oh"

The original.

****, I hope Miranda is OK.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Infallible method to get any song out of your head:

Hum the theme from "Hawaii Five-Oh"

The original.

And is that a better earworm? Sort of like cutting off your head to cure a headache.

4 minutes ago, snotboogie said:

What team have you been following this season?

 

3 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

I'm calling BS on you actually thinking that was a safe lead.

Sarcasmeter on the fritz?

12 minutes ago, cHawk said:

In the 2019 season as well ?‍♂️

Well, they were better than what we got this year, I’ll give you that

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Let's hope we also end up in Zijuanteneyo.

You had to have googled that! Especially for spelling. 

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

 

Sarcasmeter on the fritz?

Sarcasm is often misunderstood, I think it’s meant for the few

2 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

And is that a better earworm? Sort of like cutting off your head to cure a headache.

You get THAT out of your head by picturing Chin Ho naked.

3 minutes ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

You had to have googled that! Especially for spelling. 

Que?

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Well, they were better than what we got this year, I’ll give you that

Twins had the 9th best ERA in baseball in 2019. 4th best FIP. 4th most pitching fWAR. 4th best BB/9. 5th best HR/9. The Twins pitching in 2019 was top 10 in almost every major pitching category and top 5 in most. They were very good. Fans just remember them for being the Bomba squad when they were actually quite a complete team. Until injuries and PED suspensions crept up in the end.

I'm confident all these wasted scoring opportunities won't matter in the end.

16 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I'm confident all these wasted scoring opportunities won't matter in the end.

Always the optimist!  

26 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 

Sarcasmeter on the fritz?

Don't know.

 

Something shorted my fritzmeter.

Those are the mechanics! Right there, Jeffers!

Twins catchers gunning down base stealers

27 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 

Sarcasmeter on the fritz?

Heh. Maybe.  I thought Winston's comment was more irony than sarcasm. ?

21 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I'm confident all these wasted scoring opportunities won't matter in the end.

Are you some sort of confidence man?

Just now, snotboogie said:

Heh. Maybe.  I thought Winston's comment was more irony than sarcasm. ?

Whichever makes you happy. All about peace and love. 

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Twins catchers gunning down base stealers

Nah we like to throw out the ones who don't steel bases.

 

3 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Whichever makes you happy. All about peace and love. 

... and more state laws being passed to support that. ?

37 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Infallible method to get any song out of your head:

Hum the theme from "Hawaii Five-Oh"

The original.

How does it go?

This sure feels like alot of recent games

at least bundy is efficient when he walks a guy?

So Thielbar is getting hot but not to face Seager..?

48 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Let's hope we also end up in Zijuanteneyo.

Do they have a baseball team?

How do you not walk him there with Garcia 4 for his last 30 lol

Just now, Aggies7 said:

How do you not walk him there with Garcia 4 for his last 30 lol

probably a bit early to IBB the bases loaded (especially with only one out)

Bundy 5ip 6h 4er 2 walks= stinker.  Now it BP vs BP...lol.   They better win Tuesday cause they won't beat Burns on Wed.