I realize that a key contributor is missing, but this team hitting four home runs off Gerrit Cole in less than two innings and also getting one hit through five innings against German Marquez has got to break the space-time continuum, doesn't it?

Strikeouts take too many pitches Dylan!

2 minutes ago, BH67 said:

I realize that a key contributor is missing, but this team hitting four home runs off Gerrit Cole in less than two innings and also getting one hit through five innings against German Marquez has got to break the space-time continuum, doesn't it?

 

6 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Ugh, this game is ****ing BORING

Real baseball fans like pitchers’ duels. 

Shifted in a run.

Would've been an incredible DP by Correa, but the Twins have to be able to get to Marquez

One run won’t win this game. 

Well, probably not. Definitely not if it’s our run. 
 

More hard-hitting analysis later as this situation develops. Back to you. 

Bundy's doing a great job but once his arm gets tired they need to pull him

1 minute ago, Doctor Gast said:

Bundy's doing a great job but once his arm gets tired they need to pull him

he has only thrown 57 pitches

tough luck they couldn't pull off a double play

Hold them right here Bundy!

10 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Well ... you should have written a really spicy game thread to get it going!  

It was a joke. I like me a good pitcher’s duel

Time to score some runs. Only one run for the Twins in their last 13 innings.

Top of the order up, third time through. Here we go boys!

was Cron still on opiates when he played with the Twins? Nosy minds want to know. 

I really hope the Twins can manage one run against that pitching staff

1 hour ago, Nine of twelve said:

Arraez’ belt???

It is emitting photons. 

Get the rally started Luis!

4 minutes ago, cHawk said:

It was a joke. I like me a good pitcher’s duel

Next time use the sarcasm font.

Never fails!

Luis Arraez keeps getting down with the OBP.

Just now, wsnydes said:

Next time use the sarcasm font.

Never fails!

Will make note

Oh good Urshela is up

Just now, big dog said:

Oh good Urshela is up

Nope, it was bad Urshela

Just about time for the nightly fan game of "What Will Rocco Do?".

Just now, big dog said:

Nope, it was bad Urshela

On our way to getting shut out for the 10th time this season?

26 minutes ago, Craig Arko said:

I’ve finally realized who Bundy reminds me of: Carlos Silva.

2005: Carlos Silva’s 74-pitch Complete Game

I am less inclined to think of this as a pitcher’s duel than as a battle of teams in massive batting slumps. 

I can’t believe I’m saying this but why are we removing Bundy for Duffey?

at 60 pitches!?!?!!?

I hope Duffy does well

1 minute ago, big dog said:

I am less inclined to think of this as a pitcher’s duel than as a battle of teams in massive batting slumps. 

Semantics, I say!

3 minutes ago, BH67 said:

Just about time for the nightly fan game of "What Will Rocco Do?".

I was just going to say put in Tyler Duffy, but I was joking. I thought.