5 minutes ago, CRF said:

Lee Trevino's famous quote:  "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."

Jesus and Lee Trevino are playing golf and come to a 225 yard par3 over water.

Jesus pulls out his 1 iron and ... his shot goes in the water.

Pulls out another ball, same thing.

One more ball...same result.

Along comes the warden to speed play. He sees the 1 iron in Jesus' hands and asks "Who do you think you are, Jesus Christ?"

"Nope," pipes up Trevino, "Arnold Palmer."

 

 

 

I'm struggling here... Why do the Twins have Chi Chi Rodriguez? He looks like a shaky AA pitcher to me. 

Ah, there it is! He's got a quick move to 1st base!

Chi Chi is Spanish for "great pick-off move"

3 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I think he’s been actually struck by lightning a couple of times. I think he’s wrong.

Trevino has amazingly been struck by lightning 3 times! 

5 minutes ago, jimbo92107 said:

I'm struggling here... Why do the Twins have Chi Chi Rodriguez?

If they didn't call him up when they did, they'd lose him.

/ Logic

34 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Hickory shafts?

Nope. Steel, now slightly rusted. I did start (at age 5) with sawed off wooden shafts, though.

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

Trevino has amazingly been struck by lightning 3 times! 

He needs to leave the 1 iron in the garage

4 minutes ago, jimbo92107 said:

I'm struggling here... Why do the Twins have Chi Chi Rodriguez? 

The Pitching Pipeline(tm) is plugged up?

42 minutes ago, CRF said:

This quote by Rocco is almost making it sound like he's not even making the decision.

Rocco Baldelli, Zen master.  "See the lineup card.  BE the lineup card."

14 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Yeah, and it was a missed call for over 100 years

 

Because of replay, he must be called out. But I don’t think that was the original intent of replay. I think Mauers so called foul ball at Yankee stadium was the kind of thing they were determined to fix. 

3 minutes ago, CRF said:

There's Dick calling warning track homers again. 

It gets me when he does that, he never learns

 

We need a big hit by Arraez here!

hope Chi Chi settles in and stays good

Hahahahahahahahabahahaja

Wow

WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!

Oh

my

god

LUIS!!!!

That was awesome.

Arraez is the best!

All Star

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! I can't believe it! Arraez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arraez adding power? Scary thought for opposing pitchers

Twins offense has suddenly raised the bar for you, Chi Chi.  You up to it?

Arraez showing some power. Love it!

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

All Star

AL MVP

Luis always has had HR power, he just saves it for special occasions. This was one such occasion. Pitcher just walked two guys, having trouble bringing the ball back glove side. Arraez waited for that makeup pitch...

BOOOOOOM!

1 minute ago, 2wins87 said:

Arraez adding power? Scary thought for opposing pitchers

It's Luis Arraez' world, we are just privileged to live in it. 

Baz' ERA went from 0.00 to 18.00. Neato!

20 minutes ago, rwilfong86 said:

They must not be using the juiced balls today.

Tell Arreaz