3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

If only they'd listened to Chief.

The world would be a better place...

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

I appreciate and maybe even admire your optimism, though.

Love your smug defeatist attitude.?

I can see it now, the game wrap on the Twins official website:

”Twins Open Game With a Trio of Dingers…

…the end”

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

If only they'd listened to Chief.

They are certified dumbasses, no question.

LaMahieu, Judge and Rizzo all came to the plate 15 times in series. 

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I do appreciate and maybe even admire your optimism, though.

What is this optimism you speak of?

Oh good, they bring in the guy with an 0.34 era. I think pagan’s era was that in mid april

Just now, MadHits said:

Love your smug defeatist attitude.?

Seen this movie too many times by now.  Sorry to rain on your parade in a 10-7 game.  Here we go for the bottom of the 9th, hope you prove to be right.

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

The world would be a better place...

The world would be a place.  Pretty sure.

Clay Holmes… Another former Pirates pitcher that they couldn’t figure out before letting him go. 

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Oh good, they bring in the guy with an 0.34 era. I think pagan’s era was that in mid april

Of what year?

Once again...Donaldson can be on my team any day. 

Just now, USAFChief said:

Of what year?

2020

6 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

My boy would definitely be interested in playing chase with your dog at the park 

They would have a blast

Well sh1t.

Embarrassing

“Most unusual win of the year” is how John Sterling describes it.  Leave it to the Twins to do this every year.

 

Hitting five home runs against Gerrit Cole and still losing is one hell of an accomplishment.

Thanks for the company, everyone.  Life can be brutal here in New York.

Now.... what did we learn?

The two worst players on the Yankees won this game.

I always hate the Yankees.   I pray Yankees will not be a world Series champs ever.   They should be disbanded.