2 minutes ago, mnfireman said:

Twins chased Gausman on Sunday, Taillon last night, and Cortes tonight. The offense does not appear to be the problem.....

And couldn't hit Detroit at all last week. I like this version of the offense.

Bullpen... Why?

2 minutes ago, mnfireman said:

Nooo, six inches outside called a strike....

It was outside. It’s funny you think that’s  six inches

Alright Grif! Mow ‘em down!

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Don't jinx yourself now!

There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

Just got home, what I miss?

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Just got home, what I miss?

Thus far a good game!

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

Good choice. Drive safe

Ooou, I like that! Check swing strike out!

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

I wouldn’t drive after one, so it’s all relative ?

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

Yes, please!

Just now, wsnydes said:

Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

TMI, dude

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

Yeah that’s funny stuff, he should have been a comedian

Chicago is down 3-1 to the Dodgers in the B5. Cleveland is up 5-0 in the middle of a rain delay. They will resume sometime in the B5.

Where did that one miss...

15 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Jeffers is allowed to do that?!? 

He has my permission. (Not that I have been withholding it to this point.)

 

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

I think it is required at this point.

Game thread rules!

I might have sent archer out for another, but glad he was allowed to go 5 and didn’t even spontaneously combust

Just now, wsnydes said:

Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

The tequila for sure. I learned in my mid 20s I can not handle that alcohol. 

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

I wouldn’t drive after one, so it’s all relative ?

It’s all in fun, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t had a drink in 38 years

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

TMI, dude

Just sayin!  There are consequences either way!

None are glamorous!

Impressive inning for jax

Jax or better

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

The tequila for sure. I learned in my mid 20s I can not handle that alcohol. 

Definitely not a fan either.

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Impressive inning for jax

Call him Captain 

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

It’s all in fun, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t had a drink in 38 years

Good for you … I rarely drink anymore … that one tequila night cured quite a lot of that